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Postby The Rash on Wed Mar 14, 2007 2:49 am

:lol:

Reminds me of a time I puked up at my friend's house in her sister's bin - except it was a wire bin with no bag in it, so it went straight through onto her floor. I spent the next morning cleaning out dried bits of sick which were stuck in the gaps between the wires of the bin :wall:

I puked up last thursday too cos the barman kept giving me free cocktails - I didn't pay a single penny all night though, so can't really complain!

It's only happened four times though, but it is not a pleasant experience :doh: Count yourself lucky, James!
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Postby ribbons69 on Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:44 am

Always fondly remember my brother getting absolutely wankered and throwing up out of his bedroom window.The main problem being that this was the front of his house so he had a wonderful puke stain all down the front wall for the neighbours to admire.It stayed there for ages as well :D
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Mar 14, 2007 3:22 pm

i always find it funny if i puke after alcohol, i have to drink so much in a short space that it's near impossible!!!!

i remember once at a mates two of us drank a bottle of vodka (downed it more like :P), and then half a bottle of tequila, we were both puking in the 2 toilets in the house when her rents came home :lol: fucking ace, i was in hysterics
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Postby James on Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:42 pm

One possible reason is that I never drink spirits, I always stick to beer, which I guess is easier to plod through? Dunno
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:49 pm

James wrote:One possible reason is that I never drink spirits, I always stick to beer, which I guess is easier to plod through? Dunno


hmmm i'd say spirits are rather easier to drink! :D just gotta mix em with either beer or cider, juice or fizzy stuff or a combination :eyes:

came up with a couple of wicked drinks last nite-

Cider + Bourbon, sounds rank, tastes fucing loverly!!!

Malibu (Mango flavour), Bourbon + Coke, sounds dodgy but it's even better than the first one!!!! :dance:
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:20 pm

James wrote:One possible reason is that I never drink spirits, I always stick to beer, which I guess is easier to plod through? Dunno


Aye, there's your explanation.

I'm never sick when I drink beer. Wine, vodka and tequila is another story.
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:22 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:
James wrote:One possible reason is that I never drink spirits, I always stick to beer, which I guess is easier to plod through? Dunno


hmmm i'd say spirits are rather easier to drink! :D just gotta mix em with either beer or cider, juice or fizzy stuff or a combination :eyes:

came up with a couple of wicked drinks last nite-

Cider + Bourbon, sounds rank, tastes fucing loverly!!!

Malibu (Mango flavour), Bourbon + Coke, sounds dodgy but it's even better than the first one!!!! :dance:


Bourbon is RANK on its own anyway. Cider is brilliant if, like me, you only have 27p to your name yet want to get pissed.

Malibu?

That's as gay as Fagners!
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:05 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Bourbon is RANK on its own anyway. Cider is brilliant if, like me, you only have 27p to your name yet want to get pissed.

Malibu?

That's as gay as Fagners!


It's called an alcohol cupboard raid at our bassists house!!!! :dance:

Anyways, if you mix them all together it tastes good :D
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Postby STD_Caps on Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:53 pm

I have only puked once on booze. It was the first time I got really pissed and I was fourteen. I bought a 70cl bottle of vodka and so did a mate. We poured out these Vodka/RB mixes, about 70/30, into 4 pint glasses for me and my mates. I downed mine while the others had a mouthful, decided they didn't like it and passed it to me. I didn't like it either but I didn't understand how alcohol worked and thought that I should drink these pints to get me nice and pissed. About 20 minutes later I am crawling about on all fours and I am looking up and everything seems like it is not really there and I am in a dream. I was, in other words, very fucking pissed. So, why I then let my friend convince me to down a halfpint of neat Vodka I think is obvious. It tasted like water (a bad sign). I don't remember much after that.

And then I wake in hospital.

It transpires that I ended sitting in the corner puking a lot and sinking i and out of conciousness. My dad was called and I was taken home. This all took place in my friends loft for her 15th Bday. Her dad carried me down the stairs and I took this opportunity to relieve myself - pissing down his front and puking down his back. Once home I wouldn't respond to anything. An ambulance was called and they did all this nasty shit to me- grinding knuckes on my chest, sticking pins in my feet and stabbing my hands in biros. Apparently, if you respond to this torture they can determine you as ok. I didn't respond and had to be taken to hospital and put on a drip.

Since this time I have never puked. Not on booze, not on anything. I do think that in that sense it permanently fucked up my body.

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Postby boovidge on Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:06 pm

that's fucked up dude! :lol:
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Postby James on Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:09 am

Fuck, that's by far the most extreme anecdote so far!!
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Postby boovidge on Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:50 am

STD_Caps wrote:I took this opportunity to relieve myself - pissing down his front and puking down his back.


=D>

It'd have been amazing if you'd had the runnies on him as well :lol:
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Postby terrorizer on Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:24 am

boovidge wrote:
STD_Caps wrote:I took this opportunity to relieve myself - pissing down his front and puking down his back.


=D>

It'd have been amazing if you'd had the runnies on him as well :lol:


That could have killed you!

On an aside, working in a hospital we see the ages of the people being admitted with alcoholic liver disease. This is the end stage when they've completely hammered their liver and it has given up, it used to be a problem of the 40s, now we are seeing them in their early 30s. A few weeks ago, a lass of 29. I thank god that alcohol is considered a safe drug.
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Postby Immortalicide on Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:34 pm

I remember waking up at my cousins house with an "organic pizza" on the pillow next to me. I was fully dressed and covered in puke. I was late for work so got up and put my jacket on. It was soaked, turned out i got up in the night and pissed in his wardrobe and on my jacket next to it!! :lol: Didn't learn from it though, as i have been sick through drink many many times since, but not in the last 3 years since i stopped drinking (apart from the very odd occasional one!!)
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