by STD_Caps on Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:53 pm
I have only puked once on booze. It was the first time I got really pissed and I was fourteen. I bought a 70cl bottle of vodka and so did a mate. We poured out these Vodka/RB mixes, about 70/30, into 4 pint glasses for me and my mates. I downed mine while the others had a mouthful, decided they didn't like it and passed it to me. I didn't like it either but I didn't understand how alcohol worked and thought that I should drink these pints to get me nice and pissed. About 20 minutes later I am crawling about on all fours and I am looking up and everything seems like it is not really there and I am in a dream. I was, in other words, very fucking pissed. So, why I then let my friend convince me to down a halfpint of neat Vodka I think is obvious. It tasted like water (a bad sign). I don't remember much after that.
And then I wake in hospital.
It transpires that I ended sitting in the corner puking a lot and sinking i and out of conciousness. My dad was called and I was taken home. This all took place in my friends loft for her 15th Bday. Her dad carried me down the stairs and I took this opportunity to relieve myself - pissing down his front and puking down his back. Once home I wouldn't respond to anything. An ambulance was called and they did all this nasty shit to me- grinding knuckes on my chest, sticking pins in my feet and stabbing my hands in biros. Apparently, if you respond to this torture they can determine you as ok. I didn't respond and had to be taken to hospital and put on a drip.
Since this time I have never puked. Not on booze, not on anything. I do think that in that sense it permanently fucked up my body.
Ah, simpler times...
"And what about the churches and all their wealth
There's an unseen fortune under their belts
Are golden temples a symbol of God's way
This horde of wealth is a sickening display"