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Postby terrorizer on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:10 am

I've had a gut-full these last few days;

Bike: Puncture
Phone: Wrongly disconnected (bloody T-Mobile)
Central Heating: Pipe blew off radiator flooding hall

Anyone had a more gremlin filled weekend?
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Postby Metal Iain on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:12 am

T-Moblie is so gash! I need to get back on O2 Online.
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:13 am

I think they are all bad, but Orange are the worst. This is the first problem I've had with T-Mobile, but it means I've been phone-less all day and I'm not very happy!
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:15 am

Well if it's any consolation, in our uni house, we have...

- No lock on the bathroom door
- Leaky sink
- Leaky Toilet
- Central Heating isn't working
- No cushion for the sofa
- Exposed wiring
- Rats and Maggots in the yard
- Slugs
- A washing machine that takes about 5 minutes to yank the door off.

Apart from that, I quite like living there.
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:16 am

thrashduck wrote:- No cushion for the sofa


I could cope with all but the cushion.
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Postby James on Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:07 am

In my second year uni house we had a number of similar problems thrashduck (including no central heating for a few months), but perhaps the strangest factor was a fox which we saw run up to the back door one night and make off with my friend's shoe!

The next morning we found that it had dropped it in the nettles near our fence, presumably realizing it was far from edible.
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Postby ThrashMetalLuci on Mon Oct 22, 2007 9:46 am

Thrashduck - We've had a number of problems like that...leaking sink, leaking roof, woodworm infestation, slugs in the bathroom, broken computer chair etc. etc. Finally getting out of the shithole next month :dance:

Still, I think the lack of cushions would push me over the edge and send me on a murderous rampage :devil:
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Postby Povey on Mon Oct 22, 2007 10:36 am

My girlfriend decided she wanted to be friends with me, and I blew up my beast of a pc (im using my crappy spare)

but karma won the day as I got some work for 4 months the end of next month, in a mental asylum

make that what you will.
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Postby Herzeleid on Mon Oct 22, 2007 11:30 am

I worked all weekend and got a small boo-boo on my finger chopping a tomato :cry:
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Postby Steve on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:06 pm

Herzeleid wrote:I worked all weekend and got a small boo-boo on my finger chopping a tomato :cry:


I sliced my finger open a couple of weeks ago slicing a lemon, t'was bleeding for ages! :dance:
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Postby couchslouch on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:20 pm

my life is awesome, everything is just dandy
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Postby Dethhead on Mon Oct 22, 2007 12:40 pm

thrashduck wrote:Well if it's any consolation, in our uni house, we have...

- No lock on the bathroom door
- Leaky sink
- Leaky Toilet
- Central Heating isn't working
- No cushion for the sofa
- Exposed wiring
- Rats and Maggots in the yard
- Slugs
- A washing machine that takes about 5 minutes to yank the door off.

Apart from that, I quite like living there.


Same as that rather i dont really like living in the house...

Oh and add power shower box is lose so water can get in, accident waiting to happen. Victim will probably be thrashduck.
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:03 pm

Ah student days. I once lived in a house that was so cold the windows used to frost up on the inside! The Immersion Heater was faulty so we could never get water hot enough for a bath unless you boiled 20 kettles which of course no one ever did. A whole year of having to wash in the sink each day. I shudder at the idea of it now. Being a student hardened me up no end, I'm as soft as shit nowadays.
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Mon Oct 22, 2007 1:50 pm

We had our boiler serviced the other day. Just a routine yearly service. Everything was working fine before, and after no central heating or hot water. Madness. So I asked my dad what the guy did, and he says it was a woman.... Problem solved. Women, know your place. :lol:
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Postby GoreBastard on Mon Oct 22, 2007 2:18 pm

I got my dick chopped off in a machinery accident in work. That's why I've not been posting here lately...
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