if im at work or in a pub/club etc,i sometimes get sidetracked by graffiti or flyers/posters etc.

I would have to be pretty desperate to do a number 2 in a pub toilet... unless it was something like one of the classier Wetherspoons, where the bogs are actually quite well kept.

Seregon-James wrote:Reading on the bog, Forgotten Voices of WW2. Personal accounts of more or less the whole war.

That sounds like a great toilet read. It's hard to find something that you can both dip into for a short squirt and dive into when you're at the contractions stage.

i wouldnt mind doing a poo in pub if it was just a whole in the ground, u dont need to make any contact, if you are a man the smell shouldn't bother ya

James wrote:I would have to be pretty desperate to do a number 2 in a pub toilet... unless it was something like one of the classier Wetherspoons, where the bogs are actually quite well kept.

nah,i wouldnt go in a metal venue.half the bloody locks dont work anyway,and the bogs are usually a mess/flooded.also the doors are like at school where someone can more or less look over if they wanna see whats takin you so long.

i do remember the odd last resort dumps in my late teens/early 20s at more commercial clubs.

every time i make the trip to london i do a mandatory dump at victoria,even if theres not much to get rid of.just to be on the safe side before a gig.
i get off the train at victoria and in my head im like"time for a shit at the last chance saloon.then off to get the tube etc..."
i think 1 or 2 forumers can vouch for this as i usually text them stuff like "just at victoria,gonna have a dump and ill meet you in a bit etc etc"(you know who you are)

also thered be nothin worse than bustin for a shit all eve once stuck in underworld/turtle etc.especially after a load of ciders or a dodgy dinner.

When I was on tour, I shat in venues and pubs all the time. You have to adapt to your living environment.

James, shitting in pub toilets is LUXURY man.

You never quite feel relaxed enough to have a good shit when it's not your own bog though...

thrashduck wrote:You never quite feel relaxed enough to have a good shit when it's not your own bog though...

amen.theres nothin like your own bog.
its like you know exactly how much paper your own bog can tolerate.also you know where to position your ass so that you dont shit against the back of the seat doing an ice cream cone filling effect all over your asscheeks.
also,why is it that whenever you need a shit round someones house,9 out of 10 households NEVER seem to have a lock on their bog door.thats just the ultimate form of unease.especially if you have to press one hand on the door just to be safe.totally unrelaxing.
a danger shit just isnt fun compared to danger wanking.

I can poo anywhere and everywhere.

i did it in a bush once

I've pooed behind a shop before, when it's gonna come it's gonna come.

I usually read Terrorizer or Metal Hammer on the bog. At the moment I'm reading Bret Hart's autobiography.

radioactive rik wrote:
why is it that whenever you need a shit round someones house,9 out of 10 households NEVER seem to have a lock on their bog door.thats just the ultimate form of unease.especially.

I have fallen prey to a invasion many a time.

I don't have locks on my toilets. The rule is, if the door is closed, someone is in there.

When I was in Nepal, we had to just poo whereever we could. It was very liberating. Go annoying when the squits started though....

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I don't have locks on my toilets. The rule is, if the door is closed, someone is in there.

Does'nt stop my dad, but yeah that is the general rule.