
Shrimps and bananas
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Shrimps and bananas
We've been wondering what the scenario was with this picture on these sweets. any ideas as to why they are behaving like this?


- H.O.D. Feemo
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Re: Shrimps and bananas
The shrimp looks like an old yet really horny old man propositioning an adventurous yet naive young banana. Gay sex between a shrimp and a banana is still gay sex and all that.

- Metal Iain
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Imagine shrimps and bananas mushed together and then imagine drinking the fruit-fish mush. Gross.
- MartinC
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MartinC wrote:imagine drinking the fruit-fish mush.
Your ex must have been utterly humming.

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hahaha mush
shrimps and bananaz are damn good though
even mushed together
shrimps and bananaz are damn good though
even mushed together
- thrash metal maniac
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"Shrimpin' ain't easy"
Hahahaha, I'm bloody funny.
Hahahaha, I'm bloody funny.
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- Lev
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Peado Shrimp Likes Them Ripe
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- Lev
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Re: Shrimps and bananas
My lad has just been camping and they wrapped a banana and chunks of Mars bar in foil and cooked it on the fire. Not sure about that one really, sounds too Scottish for me.

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Re: Shrimps and bananas
H.O.D. Feemo wrote:We've been wondering what the scenario was with this picture on these sweets. any ideas as to why they are behaving like this?
Old man shrimp: "are you my wife??? My eyesight isnt what it used to be you see!!!"
Banana : Fuck off you doddering old twat!!! You're talking to a 'nana, not a nanna"


- Immortalicide
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My mate brings them to work,and they are rubbish.His Mum works at Sommerfield,so she should know better.That said,I went there this morning for the weekly shop and bought two packets of sour fizzy worms and a packet of something else that has already vanished from my short term memory.Three for a pound on sweets is win.
Just not shrimps and bananas.
What a great thing this "internet is,enabling adults to have conversations across the globe,about sweets,of a Sunday afternoon.
Just not shrimps and bananas.
What a great thing this "internet is,enabling adults to have conversations across the globe,about sweets,of a Sunday afternoon.
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Immortalicide wrote:H.O.D. Feemo wrote:We've been wondering what the scenario was with this picture on these sweets. any ideas as to why they are behaving like this?
Old man shrimp: "are you my wife??? My eyesight isnt what it used to be you see!!!"
Banana : Fuck off you doddering old twat!!! You're talking to a 'nana, not a nanna"
Don't give up your walk just yet.


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- terrorizer
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terrorizer wrote:
Don't give up your walk just yet.
it was better than lev attempt at a joke above tho..........................................

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Tis true.
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- Lev
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Pimp shrimp apprehends banana whore with hilarious consequences.
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thrashduck wrote:Pimp shrimp apprehends banana whore with hilarious consequences.
you know the story of samson where he lost his strength when he had his hair cut...........................

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