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Shrimps and bananas

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:28 am

We've been wondering what the scenario was with this picture on these sweets. any ideas as to why they are behaving like this?

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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:35 am

The shrimp looks like an old yet really horny old man propositioning an adventurous yet naive young banana. Gay sex between a shrimp and a banana is still gay sex and all that.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby MartinC on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:41 am

Imagine shrimps and bananas mushed together and then imagine drinking the fruit-fish mush. Gross.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Metal Iain on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:45 am

MartinC wrote:imagine drinking the fruit-fish mush.


Your ex must have been utterly humming.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby thrash metal maniac on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:48 am

hahaha mush

shrimps and bananaz are damn good though
even mushed together
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Lev on Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:56 am

"Shrimpin' ain't easy"


Hahahaha, I'm bloody funny.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Lev on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:03 pm

Peado Shrimp Likes Them Ripe
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby terrorizer on Sun Sep 14, 2008 12:18 pm

My lad has just been camping and they wrapped a banana and chunks of Mars bar in foil and cooked it on the fire. Not sure about that one really, sounds too Scottish for me.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Sep 14, 2008 1:39 pm

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:We've been wondering what the scenario was with this picture on these sweets. any ideas as to why they are behaving like this?

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Old man shrimp: "are you my wife??? My eyesight isnt what it used to be you see!!!"
Banana : Fuck off you doddering old twat!!! You're talking to a 'nana, not a nanna"


:oops:
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby ribbons69 on Sun Sep 14, 2008 3:32 pm

My mate brings them to work,and they are rubbish.His Mum works at Sommerfield,so she should know better.That said,I went there this morning for the weekly shop and bought two packets of sour fizzy worms and a packet of something else that has already vanished from my short term memory.Three for a pound on sweets is win.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby terrorizer on Sun Sep 14, 2008 4:47 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
H.O.D. Feemo wrote:We've been wondering what the scenario was with this picture on these sweets. any ideas as to why they are behaving like this?

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Old man shrimp: "are you my wife??? My eyesight isnt what it used to be you see!!!"
Banana : Fuck off you doddering old twat!!! You're talking to a 'nana, not a nanna"


:oops:


Don't give up your walk just yet. :eyes:
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:35 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Don't give up your walk just yet. :eyes:

it was better than lev attempt at a joke above tho..........................................
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Lev on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:41 pm

Tis true.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby thrashduck on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:45 pm

Pimp shrimp apprehends banana whore with hilarious consequences.
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Re: Shrimps and bananas

Postby Immortalicide on Sun Sep 14, 2008 5:47 pm

thrashduck wrote:Pimp shrimp apprehends banana whore with hilarious consequences.


you know the story of samson where he lost his strength when he had his hair cut...........................
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