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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby boovidge on Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:41 pm

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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby James on Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:58 pm

I nearly pulled out in front of someone at the mini roundabout going into the Sainsbury's in Braintree! :lol: There was a car approaching to my left, and I could have sworn he was indicating right (to go down the road I'd come from) and therefore cut off the car waiting from the opposite side, so I went to go only to find this second car come straight across me and the first car actually turn LEFT. Luckily I slammed on the brake, and escaped with only a dirty look from the guy who crossed in front of me.

Anyway, sorry to hear the news Mort, it is so sad that a machine built in the 70s has been needlessly written off by some idiot who probably doesn't give a toss about vintage cars.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:01 pm

God, all this talk of driving reminds me that I ought to learn at some point. I just can't be arsed, though.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Dian Wei on Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:47 pm

Tell me about it, i really want to drive but the cost and the hassle just seems too great.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby zykloned on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:06 am

Get a motorbike instead Morty! 2 Wheels of steeeeeel!

I drive a German car, it's me old mans, it's a shitty colour. But it's fast, so..
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:09 am

Stags are mental good with the rover engine!

Though BMW's are fairly prime, i like the older ones and the 90's ones.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Lev on Wed Oct 01, 2008 10:17 am

I have a motorbike. It's good.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Metalbrew Stu on Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:09 pm

I drive an L reg transit. If someone pulls out in front of me, it's their loss.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby zykloned on Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:19 pm

He's also 12 foot tall, if anyone steps up to him, it'll be their loss as well
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Atom on Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:09 pm

zykloned wrote:He's also 12 foot tall, if anyone steps up to him, it'll be their loss as well


I heard Stu is 100ft tall and lives in a giant cave.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby zykloned on Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:20 pm

No, he IS the cave!

Word travels very wisely from the winds through the east, however, it must be know, ...Stu is a mighty cave, ...others shall fall...
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Oct 01, 2008 2:27 pm

zykloned wrote:No, he IS the cave!

Word travels very wisely from the winds through the east, however, it must be know, ...Stu is a mighty cave, ...others shall fall...



hahahahaha
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby radioactive rik on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:24 pm

get a mobility scooter and trash up stores like on jackass.great fun!
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby MartinC on Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:59 pm

Terrible.
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Re: WAAAAAAAAAA FIKIN TWATY BOLLOCKSES!!!!!!11111##@@**

Postby Bangover on Thu Oct 02, 2008 1:45 pm

I drive and I don't even keep to the speed limit that often.

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