THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!
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Nah, it was when I had liver disease. I looked like an AIDS victim and had been on a rugby tour - you know what rugby players are like. I'll need to dig out a picture of me from when I was ill. I got a picture taken in one of Jonah Lomu's shirts but I was only about seven stone at the time so it was down to my knees.

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Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Yeah yeah, I've been tested for AIDS before. I know the score.
Amazing!
I could be a rapper with that kind of line.
I've never been tested for AIDS because I've already convinced myself that I've got it.
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come one martin, you cant have aids cause we know you cant get laid

MartinC wrote:HOW CAN PEARL JAM BE GOOD?! THEY ARE NOT METALLSSSS!!!1111
/Zurab
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zurabmelua wrote:come one martin, you cant have aids cause we know you cant get laid
I banged someone who was old enough to be your Mum last night. That's right, you have a 27 year old Mum.
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Thanks. It had been about 4 months so I was determined to rail somebody.
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And this....wasn't an ex bird?
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
Martin James Crawford became a fan of Heretic (1 fan).
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network rail
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.

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Lev wrote:And this....wasn't an ex bird?
No.
Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:You actually mean eight months, don't you?
No.
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MartinC wrote:Lev wrote:And this....wasn't an ex bird?
No.
Congratulations.
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
Martin James Crawford became a fan of Heretic (1 fan).
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What do you mean? I'm devastated. All I care about is my horrible ex-girlfriends.
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I'm just proud that you breached out of it. It is time you moved on...
James wrote:This Facebook notification says it all really:
Martin James Crawford became a fan of Heretic (1 fan).
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It is.
If you keep going back to the same snatch, you'll end up in Sheffield forever.
If you keep going back to the same snatch, you'll end up in Sheffield forever.

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