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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 24, 2008 2:33 pm

Nah, it was when I had liver disease. I looked like an AIDS victim and had been on a rugby tour - you know what rugby players are like. I'll need to dig out a picture of me from when I was ill. I got a picture taken in one of Jonah Lomu's shirts but I was only about seven stone at the time so it was down to my knees.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby MartinC on Thu Sep 25, 2008 6:08 pm

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:Yeah yeah, I've been tested for AIDS before. I know the score.

Amazing!

I could be a rapper with that kind of line.


I've never been tested for AIDS because I've already convinced myself that I've got it.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby meluaz on Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:58 pm

come one martin, you cant have aids cause we know you cant get laid
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Sep 26, 2008 10:23 pm

He fucked an Orang-utan.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby MartinC on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:10 pm

zurabmelua wrote:come one martin, you cant have aids cause we know you cant get laid


I banged someone who was old enough to be your Mum last night. That's right, you have a 27 year old Mum.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:25 pm

27?

On a Sunday?

Good work.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby MartinC on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:26 pm

Thanks. It had been about 4 months so I was determined to rail somebody.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Lev on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:27 pm

And this....wasn't an ex bird?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby boovidge on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:27 pm

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Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.


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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:27 pm

You actually mean eight months, don't you?
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby MartinC on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:28 pm

Lev wrote:And this....wasn't an ex bird?


No.

Cum-Blaster 2000 wrote:You actually mean eight months, don't you?


No.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Lev on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:30 pm

MartinC wrote:
Lev wrote:And this....wasn't an ex bird?


No.



Congratulations.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby MartinC on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:31 pm

What do you mean? I'm devastated. All I care about is my horrible ex-girlfriends.
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Lev on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:33 pm

I'm just proud that you breached out of it. It is time you moved on...
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Re: THE IAIN IS GOD THREAD!

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:35 pm

It is.

If you keep going back to the same snatch, you'll end up in Sheffield forever.
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