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Postby James on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:29 pm

You want naked pictures of him pulling himself?
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:31 pm

James wrote:You want naked pictures of him pulling himself?


NEIN!

Of his bird, Jimmy!

Mind you, trying to snog yourself is quite difficult so a photo of that could provide me with a laugh as well.

I might have to post a picture of my schlong because that's the only action I ever get.
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Postby James on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:32 pm

I wasn't referring to snogging...
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:38 pm

Hmm, I refer to snogging as pulling: if you pull a bird you don't necessarily have to have shagged her. However, if you get off with a bird, then you have to have shagged her. I guess there's an ambiguity there.

But on re-examination of my post I can see how its phrasing could lead you to conclude that I want to see Herzeleid pulling himself off. That being said, I must go on the record and say that I have no desire to see a photo of Herzeleid slapping his cock about.
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Postby James on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:43 pm

Yeah, you pretty much got the idea of the rubbish dirty joke I was attempting
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:46 pm

It was the second most rubbish joke I've heard so far today.
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Postby Chest Rockwell on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:49 pm

I've been single since before you cunts were born. i FUCKING HATE COUPLES!!!


There should be a law that when bints become single I should be informed so that I can get in there before some sleazeball does. I only need a night, they can bugger off after that :lol:
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Postby Metal Iain on Thu Nov 15, 2007 6:51 pm

Chest Rockwell wrote:I've been single since before you cunts were born. i FUCKING HATE COUPLES!!!


There should be a law that when bints become single I should be informed so that I can get in there before some sleazeball does. I only need a night, they can bugger off after that :lol:


Hire a prostitute?
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Postby MartinC on Thu Nov 15, 2007 7:47 pm

Herzeleid wrote:HAY GUYZ

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Sam, you are such a wet fanny.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:20 pm

i bet he's just got his face against a mirror
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Postby caspio on Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:21 pm

Herzeleid wrote:HAY GUYZ

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Congratulations Sam you have taken what is undoubtedly the worst piece of photography I have ever seen, that image is soo blurred and badly positioned that could be anything you are lip locking with there.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Nov 15, 2007 8:22 pm

it's a bastard mirror!!!!
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Postby MartinC on Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:54 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:i bet he's just got his face against a mirror


That's impossible, the one of the left isn't nearly as hairy as the other.
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Postby James on Thu Nov 15, 2007 9:57 pm

And they're wearing different coloured garments... but that isn't particularly amusing.
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Postby Herzeleid on Fri Nov 16, 2007 1:03 am

Man, this place is a joke goldmine... :shock:

Ian, i'll take some naked pictures of myself and show you them if you really want me to, even though I find it a bit weird :?

Dave, you try taking a good picture with a 10 quid webcam you have to hold up yourself then click an awkward button whilst kissing someone :P
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