...no, not literally .

Following on from the "Women...When's Enough?" thread, I need a rant. Does anybody have the frustrating feeling where everybody around you has that "special someone" and you don't - especially when everyone is in that "honeymoon" point in the relationship where all they do is stare lovingly into each others' eyes? Sickening isn't it?

It's even worse when one of the people is your ex, who has just found a new boyfriend in one of your friends on your uni course, and just to rub it in, you have to put up with them in lectures. Give me an uzi now, please.



So yeah. Fucking couples. Grumble, grumble, grumble. Discuss.

Normally i'd be right there whining with you, but i'm in the honeymoon period of a relationship right now

Yeah, I hate it even more when it's BLATANT that the guy is a twat and that the girl is just naive or stupid (or both) and think that they're in love, or that the guy is really good to them even when they don't properly know him.... idiot retards.

I don't really have anything against properly happy couples, but it's a bit sometimes

I hate it when nice girls go out with twats. I hate twats and cunts. Bloody idiots, all of them. Kill 'em all!

Herzeleid wrote:Normally i'd be right there whining with you, but i'm in the honeymoon period of a relationship right now

Fucking cunt.

Wait until you've been together 14 years!

I only really notice it at Christmas when you're shagged out from running around the shops. You're sitting on a bench in a shopping centre, eating your third cheese burger when you see an attractive young couple seemingly enjoying each other's company and then going into Ann Summers to top off a card-melting bout of Christmas shopping.

Actually, I also notice it in summer. I'll be sitting in Princess Street Gardens soaking up some rays before everything is spoiled when I see some prick rubbing sun cream onto his inexplicably hot bird's back.

I've got to admit, I also hate it when a bird is going out with a complete prick, whether they're humourless or just plain stupid. In my defence, I'm usually pretty vocal about it and I sometimes score points when things start going badly and the bird in question needs someone to phone about it.

Of course, all of the above only implies when:

a) you really want to pump the bird in question

and

b) you could probably beat up her boyfriend if it came down to it.

thrash metal maniac wrote:Yeah, I hate it even more when it's BLATANT that the guy is a twat and that the girl is just naive or stupid (or both) and think that they're in love, or that the guy is really good to them even when they don't properly know him.... idiot retards.

I don't really have anything against properly happy couples, but it's a bit sometimes

Oh the irony.

oh the irony what?

Is She Really Going Out With Him? By Joe Jackson

Pretty women out walking with gorillas down my street
From my window I'm staring while my coffee grows cold
Look over there! (Where?)
There's a lady that I used to know
She's married now, or engaged, or something, so I am told

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,
There's something going wrong around here

Tonight's the night when I go to all the parties down my street.
I wash my hair and I kid myself I look real smooth
Look over there! (Where?)
Here comes Jeanie with her new boyfriend
They say that looks don't count for much
If so, there goes your proof

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me,
There's something going wrong around here

But if looks could kill
There's a man there who's more down as dead.
Cause I've had my fill
Listen you, take your hands off her head
I get so mean around this scene

Is she really going out with him?
Is she really gonna take him home tonight?
Is she really going out with him?
'Cause if my eyes don't deceive me
There's something going wrong around here

I don't find anything like this an issue, because I'm not a faggot.


Grow some balls and stop bitching.

Cernunnus is one of these twats

jonny_boy34 wrote:I hate it when nice girls go out with twats. I hate twats and cunts. Bloody idiots, all of them. Kill 'em all!

You should ask Lyall who he's going out with now. It makes my blue blood boil because he's the biggest cunt I've ever met in my life.

I thought Lyall and you were an item? Have you split up now?

Yeah, I'm never taking him back after this betrayal. At gigs we have to speak to each other through the rhythm section.