James wrote:Do you think it is an exclusively male phenomenon?

probably,since females dont ever shit.

radioactive rik wrote:

James wrote:Do you think it is an exclusively male phenomenon?

probably,since females dont ever shit.

Nah thats fart.

I certainly don't do it, and struggle to understand how anyone can spend enough time in there to actually read something while there.

Storm of Damnation wrote:I certainly don't do it, and struggle to understand how anyone can spend enough time in there to actually read something while there.

Agreed!

A long time ago I used to date a doctor and went to dinner around one of her doctor friends parent's houses. They had what could only be described as a full library in a sizeable downstairs toilet.

Their toilet used to be a cloak room but they converted it to a library/toilet, wall to wall books and a bog. The parents were both doctors and it was full of medical books with pictures from Carcass albums.

The entire family read on the toilet, 3 women and two men. So it's not just blokes with PC Gamer.

well blokes enjoy taking shits because they have their prostate there.

I heard this on Radio 4 (the now show). In Cambridge outside a church there was a sign saying "If you could ask God one question what would it be?". Underneath some scallywag had scrawled "Why do I have a g-spot up my arse".

I wish I'd written that.

Checking the rack I have, Sin city vol 5, Transformers Revelations, Hellboy Vol 2 and all Hail Megatron issue 7 on the go.

Each poo is a sacred 20 mins Kev time.

Exactly right, i can barely poo if i don't have either something to read or some music.

I've actually read the leaflets inside tampon boxes before...

Dian Wei wrote:Exactly right, i can barely poo if i don't have either something to read or some music.

I've actually read the leaflets inside tampon boxes before...

we all have

Share the pain, feel no shame.

haha that also included reading all the backs on shampoo bottles n moisturizing creams..bathrooms would be boring without women things in em

The most last-minute desperate read on the bog was a woman's mag article about a chef, he cooks for dying people and their families in a hostel just to make them smile briefly in his spare time.

It made me realise I'm a selfish cunt and I cried. Strictly books or comics from now on, ignoring my personality faults makes them go away.

Reading on the bog, Forgotten Voices of WW2. Personal accounts of more or less the whole war.

Yeah, I have read bog roll packaging before to fill that horrible void of no reading material.