Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
Lier, it was kosher chicken disguised.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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He didn't even know a bagel was Jewish, he still needs to sort that out to stop his standards slipping.
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He'd never eaten a pretzel before either.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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Maybe it's because I'm not Jewish? - Just a thought.
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
Why do you keep calling everyone a 'yutz' and throwing your hands into the air and shouting 'oy!', then?

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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
Like the woman c3po on spaceballs the movie?
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
Bloody hell, I go away for a few days, lose track of things for a bit and this happens! 
Well done, chap (to you both of course)
A quick "dad" observation:
When they sit there doing nothing you want them to learn how to crawl.
When they learn to crawl you wish they were still sitting there and doing nothing.
When you get used to them crawling you want them to walk.
When they learn to walk you wish they could still only crawl.
When they start to run, you're fucked.
One piece of advice (for later):
Got anything valuable? Start building shelves. If it's breakable, valuable or even only vaguely edible it will be found and promptly destroyed.
Well done, chap (to you both of course)
A quick "dad" observation:
When they sit there doing nothing you want them to learn how to crawl.
When they learn to crawl you wish they were still sitting there and doing nothing.
When you get used to them crawling you want them to walk.
When they learn to walk you wish they could still only crawl.
When they start to run, you're fucked.
One piece of advice (for later):
Got anything valuable? Start building shelves. If it's breakable, valuable or even only vaguely edible it will be found and promptly destroyed.

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I don't know how I missed this thread but, many congrats Feemo!

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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
Darkweasel wrote:Bloody hell, I go away for a few days, lose track of things for a bit and this happens!
Well done, chap (to you both of course)
A quick "dad" observation:
When they sit there doing nothing you want them to learn how to crawl.
When they learn to crawl you wish they were still sitting there and doing nothing.
When you get used to them crawling you want them to walk.
When they learn to walk you wish they could still only crawl.
When they start to run, you're fucked.
One piece of advice (for later):
Got anything valuable? Start building shelves. If it's breakable, valuable or even only vaguely edible it will be found and promptly destroyed.
Nice advice I'm building some shelves now for my Cd's funny you should say that. He's so tiny even clothes off teddy bears fit him.......

My little Rob Halford (fingers crossed not that way though).
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What a picture!
I had the same idea. My littlun at two days old. (Picture's a bit shabby because it's a photo of a photo)

She grew...

(Note the Kreator shirt)

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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!
Twime Two Waise The Fwag Of Hate.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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ahaha brilliant
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