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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:20 am

Lier, it was kosher chicken disguised.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby thrashduck on Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:04 am

He didn't even know a bagel was Jewish, he still needs to sort that out to stop his standards slipping.
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Aug 30, 2008 9:12 am

He'd never eaten a pretzel before either.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Lev on Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:19 am

Maybe it's because I'm not Jewish? - Just a thought.
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:24 am

Why do you keep calling everyone a 'yutz' and throwing your hands into the air and shouting 'oy!', then?
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:34 pm

Like the woman c3po on spaceballs the movie?
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Metal Iain on Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:29 pm

Not seen it.
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Darkweasel on Tue Sep 02, 2008 1:48 am

Bloody hell, I go away for a few days, lose track of things for a bit and this happens! :D
Well done, chap (to you both of course)

A quick "dad" observation:
When they sit there doing nothing you want them to learn how to crawl.
When they learn to crawl you wish they were still sitting there and doing nothing.
When you get used to them crawling you want them to walk.
When they learn to walk you wish they could still only crawl.
When they start to run, you're fucked.

One piece of advice (for later):
Got anything valuable? Start building shelves. If it's breakable, valuable or even only vaguely edible it will be found and promptly destroyed.
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Bangover on Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:14 am

I don't know how I missed this thread but, many congrats Feemo!
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:04 pm

Darkweasel wrote:Bloody hell, I go away for a few days, lose track of things for a bit and this happens! :D
Well done, chap (to you both of course)

A quick "dad" observation:
When they sit there doing nothing you want them to learn how to crawl.
When they learn to crawl you wish they were still sitting there and doing nothing.
When you get used to them crawling you want them to walk.
When they learn to walk you wish they could still only crawl.
When they start to run, you're fucked.

One piece of advice (for later):
Got anything valuable? Start building shelves. If it's breakable, valuable or even only vaguely edible it will be found and promptly destroyed.



Nice advice I'm building some shelves now for my Cd's funny you should say that. He's so tiny even clothes off teddy bears fit him.......

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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Darkweasel on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:55 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol:
What a picture!

I had the same idea. My littlun at two days old. (Picture's a bit shabby because it's a photo of a photo)
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She grew...
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:56 pm

Twime Two Waise The Fwag Of Hate.
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby caspio on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:57 pm

ahaha brilliant
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Darkweasel on Wed Sep 03, 2008 11:59 pm

:lol: :lol:
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Re: Holy fucksticks - IT'S A BOY!

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Sep 04, 2008 7:48 am

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