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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Immortalicide on Thu Apr 30, 2009 2:20 pm

i rang the swine flu helpline today, couldnt hear a thing, just a load of crackling

i reckon ive got the virus already, i keep coming out in rashers!!
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Craig on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:14 pm

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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:15 pm

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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:17 pm

:lol:

its a load of shit, just like 'Avian Flu'

yeah. no one actually died over here from BIRD FLU OMG did they?

also, it's people with weak immune systems that catch it... apparantly lots of kids these days have got worse immune systems because the parents don't let their kids go in mud or do anything that involves dirt or 'germs'...

Swine flu is a total joke!!!! There are a few cold/flu-ish bugs going around at the mo (I'm ill and most of my mates are a bit aswell) and I'm guessing that this whole swine flu thing is just making ill (stupid) people scared... dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:23 pm

SWEET BERRY SWINE!
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby thrashduck on Thu Apr 30, 2009 3:32 pm

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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:01 pm

Ive got a cold. It needs to fuck off because nobody will go near me because they fear its swine flu.
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Kilgore~Let 'Em Burn on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:08 pm

I just thought, with us having a song called 'I Wanna Be A Mexican' we could catapult UkThrash into the national conciousness.

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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Bloodkrishna on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:11 pm

my mum scared the shit out of herself
she's so panic
she buy so many masks
and still think it's not enough
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 30, 2009 4:26 pm

she's so panic
she buy so many masks


Amazing. Somebody write a song and use this as some of the lyrics.
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby thrashduck on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:11 pm

Haha!

The masks apparantley don't do shit, if they get wet they won't work, and I read a hilarious report that says that when people sneeze, they take the masks off to do it.
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:19 pm

I have sex several times a week, so my immune system is impenetrable. If anything is going to kill me, rather than swine flu it's going to be the fact that I eat like a pig.
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Lev on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:27 pm

MartinC wrote:
she's so panic
she buy so many masks


Amazing. Somebody write a song and use this as some of the lyrics.


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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby James on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:30 pm

Yeah, apparently the masks are virtually useless.
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Re: The Official Swine Flu Thread

Postby Herzeleid on Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:59 pm

Yeah, I heard the masks don't do any good.
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