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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:39 pm

Maybe you are bi?
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby radioactive rik on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:46 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Maybe you are bi?


i just made up a great rad joke/pun,here goes:Q:what did the confused politician get when he saw a fit man and a fit woman in the crowd during a speech?

A:a bi-erection! :lol: :lol: :lol: wasnt that great folks.

anyway bi is the best of both worlds,at least that way i can go to this all girls concert first and then later on join all you gayboys for some lovelyboy fun and frolics.what a winning situation!
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Spencer on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:52 pm

radioactive rik wrote:if we are gay then lets just have a boys only thrashporn gig.im sure Jamie could organize one for the next resilience records event.
im going as bennet off commando though..


If you go as Bennett then I'll have to go as Matrix and penetrate you with my large, steaming pipe.

Let off some steam, Rik.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:56 pm

I will come as Conan as that clearly is the best.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby radioactive rik on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:59 pm

Dian Wei wrote:I will come as Conan as that clearly is the best.


you will "come" as conan? i cant wait. i wonder how big your sword will be :-k
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Creeping Dan on Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:59 pm

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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:01 pm

radioactive rik wrote:
Dian Wei wrote:I will come as Conan as that clearly is the best.


you will "come" as conan? i cant wait. i wonder how big your sword will be :-k


Just wait till i punch your camel.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby radioactive rik on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:01 pm

Spencer wrote:If you go as Bennett then I'll have to go as Matrix and penetrate you with my large, steaming pipe.

Let off some steam, Rik.


:lol:
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby radioactive rik on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:02 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Just wait till i punch your camel.


ooooooh,kinky! i CANT wait :D
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby zykloned on Wed Aug 27, 2008 10:14 pm

Ha ha, ..so many puns.. :lol:

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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby thrashduck on Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:22 am

I'll stick around for that.
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby meluaz on Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:33 am

you are left our for all the right reasons
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby GoreBastard on Thu Aug 28, 2008 4:11 am

thrashduck wrote:I'll stick around for that.


Ahhhh, "stick around"...
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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Creeping Dan on Thu Aug 28, 2008 8:07 am

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Ben Richards: He had to split.

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Re: thrash porn!!

Postby Lev on Thu Aug 28, 2008 10:25 am

Rik's absolutely lost it. He's gone wrong.
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