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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:39 pm

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"Thankyou for travelling with MartinC coaches. We will shortly be arriving in my home town of Stoke-on-trent, which isn't that far from Alton Towers. We won't be going there though, because then we won't have any time to visit Stoke's many whorehouses."
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Postby Immortalicide on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:40 pm

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Who just fuckin called us RAGER!!!!!!!!!
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:41 pm

Why does everyone think I'm from Stoke-on-Trent?
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Postby Immortalicide on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:43 pm

MartinC wrote:Why does everyone think I'm from Stoke-on-Trent?

I dont. :lol: Maybe its because you are as sexy as robbie williams to the girls martin :lol:
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:43 pm

A fat puff that sings like a twat?
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Postby Raging Paul on Thu Jun 07, 2007 9:58 pm

exterrrrrrrminate extermminate! check out my wicked impression of a dalek on the microphone....
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Postby James on Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:09 pm

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Postby thrashduck on Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:17 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
MartinC wrote:Why does everyone think I'm from Stoke-on-Trent?

I dont. :lol: Maybe its because you are as sexy as robbie williams to the girls martin :lol:


Oops. It'd be better if you were though, it'd complete the image.
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Postby MartinC on Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:22 pm

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*Wobbly Boobs*

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Postby GoreBastard on Thu Jun 07, 2007 11:37 pm

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"Look at my stupid face. I am stupid".



Yeah, without a doubt I think I'm the best person ever for coming up with clever captions.......
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Postby Dian Wei on Fri Jun 08, 2007 11:47 am

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I am Bast resurrected as MAN!

I dunno, daddy or chips?
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Styxx on Sat Jun 09, 2007 3:08 am

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Well, I didn't know it was you (I don't think I've actually met anyone from this board in real life), I just picked a random place. And being that Immortalicide's from Burton On Trent, I probably saw the "On Trent" bit and made some kind of connection in my tiny mind.
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Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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