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Caption Competition

Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:27 pm

Why don't we hold a daily competition for who can come up with either the cleverest or most amusing caption for the day's photo?

This might not be very consistent if a suitable picture can't be found sometimes.

This will probably get silly and offensive like everything else, but we shall see.

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"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:30 pm

"I thought I was dreaming, Rager actually do exist."
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:30 pm

"Mum, everyone on UKThrash hates me!"

I like the idea. Facebook is host to many fantastic pictures.
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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:32 pm

"Martin's face following the revelation that, hair or no hair, boys and girls alike still think he's a cunt".
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:36 pm

"That wasn't chocolate" - Lame i know, but meh.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Caption Competition

Postby EvileOL on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:36 pm

James wrote:
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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:38 pm

Guy on the left: "What a pussy, he should be used to Friday night anal by now...it's been several years afterall.."

Pretty cumbersome I know! :doh:
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Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 26, 2007 1:48 pm

You're all terrible. None of you would get jobs at Zoo/Nuts. I think mine has been the best song far.
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Postby Jemegadeth on Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:05 pm

"they promised it wouldnt hurt"
spent last night trying to chuck my bird
she was clinging to my leg like a homesick turd
'Your tits are too small, and your legs are too short,
I want a fit bird from the Sunday Sport!
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Postby Atom on Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:06 pm

Jemegadeth wrote:"they promised it wouldnt hurt"
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:11 pm

Jemegadeth wrote:"they promised it wouldnt hurt"


You're crap. :wall:
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Postby James on Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:13 pm

Jemegadeth wrote:"they promised it wouldnt hurt"


sums up my latest attempt so much better! =D>
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Postby Bestial Bill on Thu Apr 26, 2007 2:54 pm

Martin wasn't expecting that Barney from Napalm Death's semen would be quite so acidic...
'Summon the cleansing of this world! Armageddon unleashed upon Earth!'
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Postby MartinC on Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:06 pm

You're all gonna have to do better than this if this idea is to be popular. So far you've all just come up with the same thing but worded it a little different each time.
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Postby Atom on Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:12 pm

"His friends had warned him but Martin looked in the mirror anyway"
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