Caption Competition

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 01, 2007 3:05 pm

me off before you go go.

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue May 01, 2007 3:06 pm

this thread's been hijacked by wankers!!!! :dance:

by **James** on Tue May 01, 2007 4:01 pm

shut up harris you wanker :wank:

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 01, 2007 6:08 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote::wank: me off before you go go.

Is that Michael Jackson's latest release? I mean George Michael's?

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 01, 2007 6:45 pm

jonny_boy34 wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote::wank: me off before you go go.

Is that Michael Jackson's latest release? I mean George Michael's?

That was a good one.

Let's see how many threads we can turn into office quote-a-thons?!

"What do you think of David Brent?"
"Wanker"

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Tue May 01, 2007 6:46 pm

thrashduck wrote:
jonny_boy34 wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote::wank: me off before you go go.

Is that Michael Jackson's latest release? I mean George Michael's?

That was a good one.

Let's see how many threads we can turn into office quote-a-thons?!

"What do you think of David Brent?"
"Wanker"

i think you mean:
"What do you think of David Brent?"
":wank:"

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 01, 2007 6:54 pm

Well I couldn't have said 'I've got some good news and some irrelevant news', that's not a saying, is it?

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 01, 2007 7:00 pm

":wank: you very much. That's one of mine. Say it to a waiter or something."

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 01, 2007 7:07 pm

"EX-SPERM-INATE!"
"Oh hello Mini Me, how's Austin Powers?"

:wank:

by **MartinC** on Tue May 01, 2007 7:12 pm

"How old would you say I look?"
"40s?"
"No, how old do you think I look"
"Late 30s/early 40s"
"Most people say 30s"
"Haha, definitely not"
"What are you calling them LIARS?"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 01, 2007 7:16 pm

"Absolutely flabulous"

The thing is... we could take every thread over with quotes and still not run out. Every bloody line is a classic.

by **MartinC** on Tue May 01, 2007 7:20 pm

"So all this time you've only been talking to me because you wanted to shag me?"
"Yeah, and from behind, because your breath smells like onions - I didn't tell you that did I!"
- "Waaheeyy, one up the bum - no harm done."
"No... not up the arse."

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 01, 2007 7:56 pm

"Oh I think you might recognise me, I was in a documentary on the BBC called Wernham Hogg.."
"Oh you weren't that awful boss were you?!"
"Nooo... Aww.. Wh.. Pfft.. No, too many questions, "WHO ARE YOU".. nah, not for me"

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 01, 2007 8:35 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:"Absolutely flabulous"

Also, "You beardy twat... Pug-nosed gimp..."

by **James** on Tue May 01, 2007 9:06 pm

not here too!

go here from now on: http://www.ukthrash.co.uk/forum/viewtop ... 2297#32297