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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:41 am

It makes me look like a bouncer, mate, so don't...
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:55 am

Well, you're short enough to be a bouncer. They all have small man's syndrome too.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:56 am

Is 5'8' really that small?

It's average height round these parts.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:58 am

Yes, but average height takes into account all the people who worked in pits and factories and so never got any Vitamin D. Do you not feel absolutely terrible when you see women taller than you?
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 11:59 am

It's rare...until I go down south. But up here, rare.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:01 pm

Hmm, but wearing heels must make a lot of them eye-to-eye with you? You'll be all short and bitter, like Tom Cruise!
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:05 pm

High heels?...

I'm never in a situation to see a girl in high heels.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:06 pm

Get a haircut, then.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:07 pm

It's not actually possible to cut my hair.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:34 pm

Exactly. You'd have to grow it to get a haircut. The Holocaust Victim look is so 1945.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Lev on Tue Sep 02, 2008 12:38 pm

And I suppose the pikey look never goes out of date?
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby thrashduck on Tue Sep 02, 2008 7:43 pm

Lev and Mort could definetly start up a debt collecting racket.

You'd make loads, you could spend it all on toffee apples and trips to the zoo.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Herzeleid on Tue Sep 02, 2008 8:48 pm

Or on my fantastical new "Lev Stretcher" I invented.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby Metal Iain on Wed Sep 03, 2008 6:01 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:And I suppose the pikey look never goes out of date?


Button it, Mick.
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Re: Gladiators Returns

Postby meluaz on Wed Sep 03, 2008 7:51 pm

new gladiators is shit!! they skyed it up too much, the girls were fitter in the original, (love the redhead)
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