Gladiators Returns
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Re: Gladiators Returns
It makes me look like a bouncer, mate, so don't...
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Re: Gladiators Returns
Well, you're short enough to be a bouncer. They all have small man's syndrome too.

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Is 5'8' really that small?
It's average height round these parts.
It's average height round these parts.
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Yes, but average height takes into account all the people who worked in pits and factories and so never got any Vitamin D. Do you not feel absolutely terrible when you see women taller than you?

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It's rare...until I go down south. But up here, rare.
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Hmm, but wearing heels must make a lot of them eye-to-eye with you? You'll be all short and bitter, like Tom Cruise!

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Re: Gladiators Returns
High heels?...
I'm never in a situation to see a girl in high heels.
I'm never in a situation to see a girl in high heels.
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Re: Gladiators Returns
It's not actually possible to cut my hair.
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Exactly. You'd have to grow it to get a haircut. The Holocaust Victim look is so 1945.

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And I suppose the pikey look never goes out of date?
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Re: Gladiators Returns
Lev and Mort could definetly start up a debt collecting racket.
You'd make loads, you could spend it all on toffee apples and trips to the zoo.
You'd make loads, you could spend it all on toffee apples and trips to the zoo.
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Re: Gladiators Returns
Or on my fantastical new "Lev Stretcher" I invented.


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Re: Gladiators Returns
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:And I suppose the pikey look never goes out of date?
Button it, Mick.

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Re: Gladiators Returns
new gladiators is shit!! they skyed it up too much, the girls were fitter in the original, (love the redhead)

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