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Postby Darkweasel on Thu May 10, 2007 12:59 am

LILLIPUTIAN NEWS:
Giant Hippy steals local man's car. Shot and captured later by police marksmen.
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Postby thrashduck on Thu May 10, 2007 1:12 am

"I'm a big boy now"

"He would of passed his driving test if it wasn't for the major he received for driving into someones back garden and flipping the car over front ways, causing extensive damage to the front of the car and possibly everyone around him"
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Postby Styxx on Thu May 10, 2007 6:47 pm

MartinC wrote:Image


Panel 1: "Front flip? Sure, I'll give it a go"

Panel 2: "Oh dear :("
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Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
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Postby Resilience Records on Thu May 10, 2007 9:23 pm

"what, with my teeth?! you wont even let me use a trowel?"
Heavy Metal is the Law.
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Postby boovidge on Thu May 10, 2007 9:27 pm

I have no insuraaaaaaaaance
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Postby zykloned on Thu May 10, 2007 11:16 pm

'Fuck waiting for a bus. I know what I'll do'
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Postby GoreBastard on Thu May 10, 2007 11:27 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:
MartinC wrote:Image


http://www.frontiernet.net/~dffynst/auto.wav


HAHAHA!!! That's fucking class!
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Thu May 10, 2007 11:53 pm

MartinC wrote:Image


"For goodness sake, what a to do."
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri May 11, 2007 5:10 pm

Did nobody else click MetalbrewStu's link that he posted?
That had me laughing my arse off!
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Postby Steve on Fri May 11, 2007 5:46 pm

GoreBastard wrote:Did nobody else click MetalbrewStu's link that he posted?
That had me laughing my arse off!

I did! :lol:
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Postby caspio on Fri May 11, 2007 6:10 pm

yeah that was funny as fuck, and from a great episode!
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Fri May 11, 2007 7:37 pm

I'm so funny.
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Postby James on Fri May 11, 2007 8:40 pm

I didn't bother
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Postby Styxx on Sat May 12, 2007 4:16 am

I made an executive decision to find the next picture

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Because I'm bored
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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Postby Styxx on Sat May 12, 2007 4:18 am

Oh, I just remembered, with regard to the last picture, my housemate once returned home with this gem on his phone

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If you've seen it before, it was probably on the screens at Download :D
I'm going to
Tear your fuckin' eyes out,
Rip your fuckin' flesh off,
Beat you 'till you're just a fucking lifeless carcass,
Fuck you and your progress,
Watch me fucking regress,
You were made to take the fall,
Now you're nothing!!
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