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by **terrorizer** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:09 pm

Rather than the rhythm method?

by **Metal Iain** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:26 pm

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I don't find anything like this an issue, because I'm not a faggot.

Grow some balls and stop bitching.

How can you not be a faggot? You're from Carlisle...

by **Lev** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 6:30 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Lev - Pulverizer wrote:I don't find anything like this an issue, because I'm not a faggot.

Grow some balls and stop bitching.

How can you not be a faggot? You're from Carlisle...

Pfft, we're well hard.

by **thrashduck** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 7:21 pm

Yeh, I know what you mean.

I prefer to wallow in self pity at the moment by throwing up or shouting something controversial to spoil their nice time. And yeh, sometimes I think, that bloke is a cunt, WHY!?

CUNTING CUNTS! LIKE FUCKING CANCELLING DESTRUCTION CUNTS BALLS AJBFKJRHALJEALSIES!

by **STD_Caps** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 9:46 pm

I went out with my bro on Friday and there was this oddly matched couple. Bluntly, she was quite a looker and he really was not. Without meaning to be harsh he was probably about a 4 and she was a 7-8 (7.5?). My brother was ranting at the injustice ('i should go take her of his hands' or some such) and I said that he might be a genuinely lovely, cool bloke.

He then bought some Champagne, which was a bit of an up-your-own-arse-thing to do considering the place but I thought maybe this is actually a romantic thing. Anyway, I was sitting near em, with my back to em, when I heard this giggly girlish squeal. I thought, 'you see, he's charming and witty, that's why she's with him'. I turned around and I was wrong. HE was doing the giggling. He was acting all silly and hysterical and she seemed a bit perplexed. How could anyone be with a bloke ho sits there going 'Woo-hoo-hoohooo' over and over like some owl huffing laughing gas. He then proceeded to knock the champagne all over her! They then left and he was all over her like pure sleaze. Blew my mind...

I'm sorry but he's punching well above his weight AND he's a complete nob and I seem to repulse girls without even trying. That is bullshit.

by **Enter** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:32 pm

life sucks!.......................... and the you die

by **Darkness** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:44 pm

terrorizer wrote:Wait until you've been together 14 years!

19 years for me with my wife...

by **Cernunnos** on Mon Nov 12, 2007 10:48 pm

Craig wrote:Does anybody have the frustrating feeling where everybody around you has that "special someone" and you don't - especially when everyone is in that "honeymoon" point in the relationship where all they do is stare lovingly into each others' eyes? Sickening isn't it?

Yeah up until a couple of weeks ago I'd been single for a year so I know exactly where you're coming from, but I'm afraid to say that Wangover's right, I'm one of those twats now

by **Darkweasel** on Tue Nov 13, 2007 1:57 am

Craig wrote: Does anybody have the frustrating feeling where everybody around you has that "special someone" and you don't

Yes.
Unfortunately, the wife won't let me do anything about it.

Website · by **theprokrastinator** on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:02 am

man, i only moan about happy couples when i'm not getting 'any'... so i guess i should be moaning right now ^^ but i've shocked myself that i'm actually happy being single right now Oo even with these anyoying honeymoon couples prancing about on their love clouds (you just know theyre going to split up in a few weeks for some petty reason.. ha.. serves them right)
but yeah, i'm content, unless some clever person persaudes me into a relationship

by **boovidge** on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:27 am

i basically just got dumped because i refused to be one of those annoying cunts that leave 'i love you' messages all over facebook. i have some dignity but it doesnt count for much really.

by **zykloned** on Wed Nov 14, 2007 1:23 am

After a 3 year relationship I'm glad to be single again! (altho it took nearly a year..)

Can ogle over any woman you want.

MMM...Oglage....

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed Nov 14, 2007 3:50 am

boovidge wrote:i basically just got dumped because i refused to be one of those annoying cunts that leave 'i love you' messages all over facebook. i have some dignity but it doesnt count for much really.

Facebook? The reason you got dumped was Facebook? Man, what the fuck has society become?

by **Mazz** on Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:47 pm

This is me and my lady this morning. Everyday we start the day like this....

Website · by **theprokrastinator** on Wed Nov 14, 2007 4:29 pm

your lady starts her day with an old man attached to her back???? Oo lol

yeah this "you have to show affection all the time even on profile comments" thing is lame, why can't we all act grown up?? oh wait.. stupid question seeing as i'm on ukthrash..
..unless you guys wana proove me wrong with some grown up comments

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