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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby thrashduck on Mon Jun 23, 2008 4:15 pm

Bangover wrote:You got a job with a rat tail so.....


In a fireworks shop though...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Metal Iain on Mon Jun 23, 2008 6:05 pm

James wrote:It depends what the job is!


Especially if the job is not shagging a fat swamp-donkey.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby thrash metal maniac on Wed Jun 25, 2008 5:59 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
James wrote:It depends what the job is!


Especially if the job is not shagging a fat swamp-donkey.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Wed Jun 25, 2008 7:40 pm

There was a proper fat munter on Jeremy Kyle, and these two cousins had both shagged her. She was gross.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:47 pm

I love Jeremy Kyle, it is my favourite show.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:49 pm

I hate the man Jeremy Kyle though, he's a prick of the highest order.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Jun 25, 2008 9:57 pm

That is why i love it, because he is just a total hypocritical bellend.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby thrashduck on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:05 pm

Get off my stage madam.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:08 pm

I am the senate!

ahahaha, imagine him as the emperor.
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:33 pm

I watched it today (recorded!) and I was laughing out loud so much! :lol:
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Wed Jun 25, 2008 10:37 pm

Exactly i don't get why people don't find it great SILVER END!
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Andy Slazbian on Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:23 pm

Has anyone else noticed that whenever the crowd doesn't spontaneously applaud at any given nugget of his homespun wisdom, he just goes "Isn't that right!!" and the flabby drooling proles all clap at the word of the Kyle...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby James on Fri Jun 27, 2008 1:14 pm

I know, he always chases applause if he realises he's actually getting nowhere with the guests.

Did anyone see that one with the unfaithful man who called himself 'The Wang'? That was one of the best, because Jeremy Kyle failed so utterly to belittle him. The Wang just didn't give a fuck, it was so funny :lol:
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Nick Slazbian on Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:39 pm

I feel a song called 'The Wang' is to be written...
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Re: Short Hair, ATTACK!!!

Postby Dian Wei on Sat Jun 28, 2008 7:41 pm

We used to call a kid in secondary school wang, not because he was a knob. Because we thought he looked chinese like.
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