Feelin ill thread

by **terrorizer** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:21 am

Tell me your ailments and let the Almighty Automatic Snot-Wiper cure you of all ills.

by **Atom** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:24 am

My toe is still fucked. :lol:

Had it taken off again a few weeks ago. I'm done moaning about that shit though. Its just has to heal for a few more weeks then I can go back to walking the streets!

by **terrorizer** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:28 am

Atom wrote:My toe is still fucked.

Had it taken off again a few weeks ago. I'm done moaning about that shit though. Its just has to heal for a few more weeks then I can go back to walking the streets!

As in the nail? I don't suppose your toe keeps growing back?

by **keith_amok** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:32 am

Im pished, should i finish this can and get some kip or crack open a abottle of wine? Doctor help, i should be up at 7 30 tomorrow morn, but saxon are telling me to drink. I dont know.

It Biff Vs Being sensible

by **Atom** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:33 am

I'm half lizard you see!

by **terrorizer** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:43 am

keith_amok wrote:Im pished, should i finish this can and get some kip or crack open a abottle of wine? Doctor help, i should be up at 7 30 tomorrow morn, but saxon are telling me to drink. I dont know.

It Biff Vs Being sensible

The Almighty Automatic Snot-Wiper says go to bed, whilst Biff tells you to Never Surrender.

by **Dian Wei** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:58 am

I have a fucking cold, lemsips! AWAY!

by **keith_amok** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 2:58 am

hahah! Its gotta be biff! Biff and the boys are gonna bludgeon me with riffage

by **MartinC** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:19 pm

I've been quarantining myself off from the rest of the world because I don't want to get sick before Napalm Death. I had to ban my girlfriend from seeing me because she got a cold.

by **Herzeleid** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 12:33 pm

I haven't quarantined myself at all, and have had relations with a person who claimed to have a cold (though I can't say I noticed). I feel fine though. I AM INVINCIBLE!

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:03 pm

I have the runs and am going to spray the toilet bowl a yellow-ish green.

by **Herzeleid** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:21 pm

Metal Iain wrote:I have the runs and am going to spray the toilet bowl a yellow-ish green.

Is that the booze runs? :lol:

by **Metal Iain** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:04 pm

Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:I have the runs and am going to spray the toilet bowl a yellow-ish green.

Is that the booze runs?

It's the 'booze mixed with overly-sugared Oatabix' runs. I fucking hate Oatabix, they're just the parapalegic cousin of Wheetabix.

My booze runs are generally normal in colour and consistency but are so radioactive that they have to be sealed in concrete and dumped in the Irish Sea.

by **terrorizer** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:06 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
Herzeleid wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:I have the runs and am going to spray the toilet bowl a yellow-ish green.

Is that the booze runs?

It's the 'booze mixed with overly-sugared Oatabix' runs. I fucking hate Oatabix, they're just the parapalegic cousin of Wheetabix.

My booze runs are generally normal in colour and consistency but are so radioactive that they have to be sealed in concrete and dumped in the Irish Sea.

Dumped?

by **Holy Crap! Lions!** on Tue Jul 03, 2007 11:00 pm

MartinC wrote:I've been quarantining myself off from the rest of the world because I don't want to get sick before Napalm Death. I had to ban my girlfriend from seeing me because she got a cold.

I didn't know hands we're capable of getting colds.