
Car Crash
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Car Crash
Im really pissed off, someone just crashed into my car in one of those new skodas!!!!! Theres bastard jam and sponge everywhere 


- Immortalicide
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Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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if it's a joke I don't get it 

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They so stole the idea from South Park.
The thing is, if you wanted to eat any of that Skoda Cake you'd have irregular-coloured faeces for ages!
I remember eating a Blue Whale cake and my shit was green for four days!
The thing is, if you wanted to eat any of that Skoda Cake you'd have irregular-coloured faeces for ages!
I remember eating a Blue Whale cake and my shit was green for four days!

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Bash.org wrote:<Patrician|Away> what does your robot do, sam
<bovril> it collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls
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I've had that bloody joke texted to me three times today!
That and this one:
As of today England is smoke free. In keeping with the new regulations, Glasgow Airport would like to remind all muslim passengers that they must extinguish themselves before entering the terminal.
That and this one:
As of today England is smoke free. In keeping with the new regulations, Glasgow Airport would like to remind all muslim passengers that they must extinguish themselves before entering the terminal.

- Darkweasel
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Huyuck.
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!

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- thrashduck
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thrashduck wrote:Huyuck.
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!
So? It's perfectly logical.
Most terrorists are from the Middle East, or descended from people originating in the Middle East.
People from the Middle East have brown skin.
Ergo, most terrorists have Brown skin.
- Holy Crap! Lions!
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That isn't quite the point though is it?
They were walking through a station, and got searched. They weren't doing anything wrong... Why the fuck did they get searched?!?!
They were walking through a station, and got searched. They weren't doing anything wrong... Why the fuck did they get searched?!?!
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Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:thrashduck wrote:Huyuck.
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!
So? It's perfectly logical.
Most terrorists are from the Middle East, or descended from people originating in the Middle East.
People from the Middle East have brown skin.
Ergo, most terrorists have Brown skin.
Not so when the following is considered
According to the 2001 census, which basically means the number will be a lot higher now, and not taking into account people who put 'mixed race' which is very often 'brown' or 'other' there were 6 years ago 2,083,759 people who fit this profiling. In effect by doing this you're saying a few million people should have their privacy invaded because they share an aesthetic with a small minority of Islamic terrorists. This kind of thing seems at least to me to be terrorism winning, they're changing the way of life for Britons in that we're giving up what should be our rights and liberties without any fuss because we're herded into believing if we don't then we're all going to get blown up.
Gordon Brown also supports the ID card idea, it's shocking how many people can support someone who is so seemingly gung ho of depriving us of freedom in order to keep us 'safe'
Hermann Goering even agrees with me
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."


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Herzeleid wrote:Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:thrashduck wrote:Huyuck.
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!
So? It's perfectly logical.
Most terrorists are from the Middle East, or descended from people originating in the Middle East.
People from the Middle East have brown skin.
Ergo, most terrorists have Brown skin.
Not so when the following is considered
According to the 2001 census, which basically means the number will be a lot higher now, and not taking into account people who put 'mixed race' which is very often 'brown' or 'other' there were 6 years ago 2,083,759 people who fit this profiling. In effect by doing this you're saying a few million people should have their privacy invaded because they share a aesthetic with a small minority of Islamic terrorists. This kind of thing seems at least to me to be terrorism winning, they're changing the way of life for Britons in that we're giving up what should be our rights and liberties without any fuss because we're herded into believing if we don't then we're all going to get blown up.
Gordon Brown also supports the ID card idea, it's shocking how many people can support someone who is so seemingly gung ho of depriving us of freedom in order to keep us 'safe'
Hermann Goering even agrees with me
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
I'm pretty sure that not every asian gets searched, i'm also sure europeans get searched, and I also never said whats happening is right, merely that it is logical.
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Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:Herzeleid wrote:Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:thrashduck wrote:Huyuck.
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!
So? It's perfectly logical.
Most terrorists are from the Middle East, or descended from people originating in the Middle East.
People from the Middle East have brown skin.
Ergo, most terrorists have Brown skin.
Not so when the following is considered
According to the 2001 census, which basically means the number will be a lot higher now, and not taking into account people who put 'mixed race' which is very often 'brown' or 'other' there were 6 years ago 2,083,759 people who fit this profiling. In effect by doing this you're saying a few million people should have their privacy invaded because they share a aesthetic with a small minority of Islamic terrorists. This kind of thing seems at least to me to be terrorism winning, they're changing the way of life for Britons in that we're giving up what should be our rights and liberties without any fuss because we're herded into believing if we don't then we're all going to get blown up.
Gordon Brown also supports the ID card idea, it's shocking how many people can support someone who is so seemingly gung ho of depriving us of freedom in order to keep us 'safe'
Hermann Goering even agrees with me
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
I'm pretty sure that not every asian gets searched, i'm also sure europeans get searched, and I also never said whats happening is right, merely that it is logical.
Aye but in the context described they were searched merely for being Asian, so while of course not all of them will be searched, they are all becoming viable to be searched solely for the colour of their skin without people speaking up about it because they think it's logical.


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- Herzeleid
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Damn right Herz, the police don't have a "search all ethnics" policy, I'm pretty sure they abandoned that about 20 years ago.. Although I could be wrong.
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- thrashduck
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Herzeleid wrote:Holy Crap! Lions! wrote:thrashduck wrote:Huyuck.
One of my best mates his asian, apparantley his mum and dad, who are doctors (double lol) got searched at Leeds train station today... purely for being non-white...
BROWN'S BRITAIN!
So? It's perfectly logical.
Most terrorists are from the Middle East, or descended from people originating in the Middle East.
People from the Middle East have brown skin.
Ergo, most terrorists have Brown skin.
Not so when the following is considered
According to the 2001 census, which basically means the number will be a lot higher now, and not taking into account people who put 'mixed race' which is very often 'brown' or 'other' there were 6 years ago 2,083,759 people who fit this profiling. In effect by doing this you're saying a few million people should have their privacy invaded because they share an aesthetic with a small minority of Islamic terrorists. This kind of thing seems at least to me to be terrorism winning, they're changing the way of life for Britons in that we're giving up what should be our rights and liberties without any fuss because we're herded into believing if we don't then we're all going to get blown up.
Gordon Brown also supports the ID card idea, it's shocking how many people can support someone who is so seemingly gung ho of depriving us of freedom in order to keep us 'safe'
Hermann Goering even agrees with me
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same way in any country."
Hermann Goering? Is he a Tory then?

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This may be of some comical interest
(2 Minutes 7 secs onwards).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyYlycS5qAo
(2 Minutes 7 secs onwards).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gyYlycS5qAo

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