The Office Thread

by **MartinC** on Tue May 22, 2007 12:21 pm

A good idea is a good idea forever...

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 22, 2007 3:58 pm

"Banned... cos the regime don't like it man..."

by **jonny_boy34** on Tue May 22, 2007 4:21 pm

There goes David Brent. Must remember to thank him.

by **thrashduck** on Tue May 22, 2007 6:56 pm

"David, can I stay in bed all day?"
"Yes you can"
"That's not me in bed with another man called David.."

by **MartinC** on Tue May 22, 2007 7:02 pm

Finchey - "I'M DAVID BWENT, I'M DAAVID BWEENT!"

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Tue May 22, 2007 8:13 pm

"I’d rather be dead in that situation, to be honest. I’m not saying people like that should be...you know, put down. I’m saying that, in my life, I’d rather not live without arms and legs because...I’m just getting into yoga, for one thing. So....”

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed May 23, 2007 12:58 am

"Ooh, he's got a better wife than me."

by **MartinC** on Wed May 23, 2007 1:06 am

"Isn't Schindler's List a great film?"

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed May 23, 2007 1:08 am

Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark?

by **MartinC** on Wed May 23, 2007 1:11 am

"Can't say anything when they're like that, can you?"

by **thrashduck** on Wed May 23, 2007 2:32 am

"Darkies... instead of coloureds..."

by **The Fourth Norseman** on Wed May 23, 2007 11:55 am

It's different for women anyway, more lighthearted...Lower risk.

by **jonny_boy34** on Wed May 23, 2007 12:02 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote:It's different for women anyway, more lighthearted...Lower risk.

"More erotic."
"Well, not in this case. I mean, it's not a sexual day."

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Wed May 23, 2007 12:06 pm

"Always got time for his staff"

I've lost my series 1 and Christmas special DVDs and it appears my series 2 is scratched... I need to buy the box set.

"We're like Vic and Bob with an extra one"

by **MartinC** on Thu May 24, 2007 4:26 pm

How can I hate women? My Mum's one.