i'm going to come, but i'm not going to enjoy it. standing around with a bunch of idiots, pretending to like them and the things they talk about... yeah? no, bollocks. fuck these guys, i'm going to go out with Donny for a "who's the coolest" dude competition, where we stand around camden with cans of horribly cheap beer, being oafish and sexist and generally amusing. then we'll piss on like a fucking phone box and talk about how good our cocks are and how many women we've pleasured over the last fortnight (i'm totalling 26, so i've got to win this time!). then we'll cap it all off with a nice bang of a crack bong, a meaty fucking donner fucking kebab, and then head home to some random bints shack to slip her the big one till she passes out from its girth.
... shit donny is in leeds this weekend. back to jolly old plan a then. see you there guys, i really can't wait! gosh!
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Re: London this Friday
Heavy Metal is the Law.
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Re: London this Friday

Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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Re: London this Friday
Hahaha, I'm crying laughing - Jamie's funniest post ever!!!!
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"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Watch this chaps, I'm parked beyond this point now chaps.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...

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Re: London this Friday
on that map its right nextdoor to new "compton" street.i hope i dont get drive by'd before i get to the pub!


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Re: London this Friday
That was a really good London taaan adventure, met Zurab and Rik and had an Oxford Street wander, then went to the Angel for one drink but it was a bit busy, so walked to a Wetherspoons and had all the funs with Jon, Faraz, Stu, Dr Death Steve and some little troll wanker.
We will have to sort something similar out again soon!
We will have to sort something similar out again soon!
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: London this Friday
Did you slap Zurab upside the face?
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Re: London this Friday
Nah.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
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Disappointing.
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Re: London this Friday
James wrote:and some little troll wanker.

But in all serious, who was he, and why a wanker n such?
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thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
"No Hellscourger, I would not like a strawberry."
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Re: London this Friday
..................Yes?
I was asking about this nob head who was there, damn funny. I dont get it, yet again.
I was asking about this nob head who was there, damn funny. I dont get it, yet again.
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He was a nob head alright.
thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
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