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Postby thrashduck on Mon Oct 29, 2007 10:47 pm

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Found this on a facebook Wacken group. Beautiful, isn't it?
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Postby Resilience Records on Tue Oct 30, 2007 3:31 am

thrashduck wrote:Image

Found this on a facebook Wacken group. Beautiful, isn't it?


Looks just like Caps... in so many ways!
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Postby terrorizer on Tue Oct 30, 2007 8:11 am

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\m/Steve\m/ wrote:LOL!

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don't tell Dr.Mephesto but this lady has 2 asses...


Well known for her TP videos obviously.
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Postby couchslouch on Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:13 pm

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found this in todays Admag
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:17 pm

couchslouch wrote:Image

found this in todays Admag


Rang that number: I got a shag, £50 and a yellowish discharge.
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Postby James on Thu Nov 01, 2007 1:56 am

Check this out, I just found it when deleting some files - I have no idea when this is from, and I think I must have taken it by accident by clicking on the wrong button or something.

I just find it really funny, it looks like some fashion shoot where a fan is blowing onto someone's hair. It's fucking funny:

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Postby terrorizer on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:02 am

Are you wearing corpse paint?
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Postby James on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:04 am

No, the sunlight from the window to the left of the shot is illuminating my already pale-as-fuck face.

It's such a weird photo haha!
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Postby Bangover on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:40 am

you look like steve vai when he always has that fucking fan onstage to make his hair all ethereal and magical

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Postby Steve on Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:13 pm

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Postby Vision on Thu Nov 01, 2007 12:44 pm

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I don't wanna know how someone comes up with these ideas...
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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:04 pm

Some real newspaper headlines:

Grandmother of eight makes hole in one
Deaf mute gets new hearing in killing
Quarter of a million Chinese live on water
Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
House passes gas tax onto senate
Stiff opposition expected to casketless funeral plan
Two convicts evade noose, jury hung
Safety experts say school bus passengers should be belted
Milk drinkers are turning to powder
NJ judge to rule on nude beach
Farmer bill dies in house
Iraqi head seeks arms
Panda mating fails - veterinarian takes over
Organ festival ends in smashing climax
Child's stool great for use in garden
Soviet virgin lands short of goal again
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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:07 pm

Some more with bad Grammar...

Eye drops off shelf
Squad helps dog bite victim
Dealers will hear car talk at noon
Enraged cow injures farmer with ax
Lawmen from Mexico barbecue guests
Miners refuse to work after death
Two Soviet ships collide - one dies
Two sisters reunite after eighteen years at checkout counter
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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:08 pm

And finally, some stating the obvious...

Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while
War dims hope for peace
Death causes loneliness, feeling of isolation
Smokers are productive, but death cuts efficiency
Cold wave linked to temperatures
Child's death ruins couple's holiday
Blind woman gets new kidney from dad she hasn't seen in years
Man is fatally slain
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Postby Darkweasel on Thu Nov 01, 2007 2:15 pm

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