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The Official WTF? Thread
by terrorizer on Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:27 pm
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by James on Sun Oct 14, 2007 8:58 pm
I'm tempted to destroy this thread.
Yeah, wtf.
Yeah, wtf.
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by BEER CAN on Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:42 pm
zylkoned wrote:Hi, I'm John Burnell
...This hot head thought he could make a quick gettaway by racing downtown in this brand new motor-car he stole, he dodges between freeway traffic putting the lives of innocent civilans at risk, officers from the sky and on the road are close behind in persuit...you can hear the roar of the engine as he pushes the car to over 100 killometres an hour , but the cops stay with him tracking his every move....he comes to a crossing and has a close shave with death as he just misses oncoming traffic....as he enters a quiet village officers see their opportunity to cool this speadster down, making sure the way is clear they ram the unsuspecting crook from behind and end him wildly spinning off the road and into a deserted farm, as the vehicle slams to halt officers surround the car and pull the driver from the wreckage....
After spending his afternoon breaking law after law after law, the only cooling down this hot head will be doing..... is behind bars!
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by zykloned on Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:43 pm
This crooked felon thought he could get away with lying to the men in blue,
Unfortunately for him, the LAPD were quick on his tail,
Speeding down the wrong way of the highway, dangerously careering in between vehicles,
Specially trained police Units used an advanced manouvre to throw the criminal off,
The criminals course took him on a one way highway,
A one way highway, straight to jail!
Unfortunately for him, the LAPD were quick on his tail,
Speeding down the wrong way of the highway, dangerously careering in between vehicles,
Specially trained police Units used an advanced manouvre to throw the criminal off,
The criminals course took him on a one way highway,
A one way highway, straight to jail!
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by zykloned on Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:45 pm
BEER CAN wrote:zylkoned wrote:Hi, I'm John Burnell
...This hot head thought he could make a quick gettaway by racing downtown in this brand new motor-car he stole, he dodges between freeway traffic putting the lives of innocent civilans at risk, officers from the sky and on the road are close behind in persuit...you can hear the roar of the engine as he pushes the car to over 100 killometres an hour , but the cops stay with him tracking his every move....he comes to a crossing and has a close shave with death as he just misses oncoming traffic....as he enters a quiet village officers see their opportunity to cool this speadster down, making sure the way is clear they ram the unsuspecting crook from behind and end him wildly spinning off the road and into a deserted farm, as the vehicle slams to halt officers surround the car and pull the driver from the wreckage....
After spending his afternoon breaking law after law after law, the only cooling down this hot head will be doing..... is behind bars!
Ha ha ha, briliant!
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by terrorizer on Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:52 pm
WTF? WTF!
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