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Worst album covers???

Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:00 pm

I'd say that is one of the worst covers I've ever seen!!!!! I'm surprised it didn't get mentioned in the Terrorizer article!!!!!

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:lol: :lol:

Some of you guys must have some totally shocking ones!!!! :rockdevil:
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Postby BEER CAN on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:02 pm

HAHA! thats wicked!
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:22 pm

:lol: :lol:
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This one's just plain scary!!!!

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:D
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Postby Atom on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:29 pm

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TERROR TERROR!

Look at the doctors face! :lol:
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:35 pm

Atom wrote:Look at the doctors face! :lol:


Why the fuck has the police man got a giant rat?? :lol: and what is going on with his other arm? :lol:
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Postby Atom on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:38 pm

Its so, so bad... I guess this one teaches you not to judge a book by its cover though because this is an amazing album.
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Postby Bangover on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:47 pm

Not metal but still funny

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Look at his eyes.....
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:57 pm

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Easily the gayest album cover out there, though that Stryken is pretty bad. They look like they have Tim Curry in the band, :lol: .
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby Reanimator Luke on Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:05 pm

That attacker one rules - it looks like it should be on the cover to one of those old Acorn Electron text based games, the ones that are like...

YOU SEE A DRAGON.
ACTION?

Kill Dragon

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD KILL

Stab Dragon

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD STAB

Slay Dragon

I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE WORD SLAY

.. and so on until you turn it off.
The worst album cover ever imo is the one on Reinventing the Steel. It's not even a proper drawing, just a poorly taken photo of some guy in his pants in a totally queer pose. It looks like it was taken off google at the very last second of the albums production.
I killed Reanimator.
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Postby MartinC on Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:45 pm

Attacker is the 2nd worst band name I've ever heard.

After Rager.
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Postby BEER CAN on Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:52 pm

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:lol: nah dude, thats sick :D
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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:38 pm

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great album, poor cover. The guy with the sword is wearing a nappy ffs :lol:
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Postby southwestthrasher on Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:29 pm

Bangover wrote:Not metal but still funny

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ROFLROFL thats probably the funniest thing ive ever seen, im going to buy it from ebay so i can get drunk and look at his eyes :rockdevil:
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Postby ribbons69 on Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:46 pm

Prettier than most of your girlfriends....

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Postby jonny_boy34 on Mon Mar 26, 2007 6:27 pm

Dance Of Death.

Need I say more.
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