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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 19, 2007 4:01 pm

He be 19 etc, wish him happy spunk burgers.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Postby JezWray on Sun Aug 19, 2007 5:46 pm

Fucking teenagers.
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Postby Raging Paul on Sun Aug 19, 2007 7:13 pm

JezWray wrote:Fucking teenagers.


Is that your hobby?
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:11 pm

Slappy Berthdayz.
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Postby Atom on Sun Aug 19, 2007 8:55 pm

Raging Paul wrote:
JezWray wrote:Fucking teenagers.


Is that your hobby?


:lol:

Happy birthday mate!
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Postby ribbons69 on Sun Aug 19, 2007 9:48 pm

Happy birthday.19 eh? That's twenty years younger than me!!! :shock:
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Postby TORSO on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:14 pm

ribbons69 wrote:Happy birthday.19 eh? That's twenty years younger than me!!! :shock:


Well at least your younger than dead :lol:

Thanks everyone!
INTO THE REACTOR!
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Postby Bangover on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:23 pm

Happy Birthday! :D :D
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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 19, 2007 10:42 pm

Also, this was your present. Just kidding.
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Postby thrashduck on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:34 pm

Dian Wei wrote:Also, this was your present. Just kidding.


Your marriage is going to fall apart if you keep making jokes like that.
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Postby Dian Wei on Sun Aug 19, 2007 11:35 pm

What marriage, i bought and paid for him. He's my corner of Asstown.
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:37 am

Well in that case, he may find a part time job as a bathroom attendant and use the money to buy his freedom from you, whilst you count his money in your plantation mansion.
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Postby MartinC on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:39 am

Don't leave your dildo lying around.
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:40 am

So what do you do when this happens.. well presumably you.. err..
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Postby Metalbrew Stu on Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:18 pm

Never let it out of your sight.

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thrashduck wrote:Are you a small boy? :D
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