Marzipan is clearly shit.

marzipan and ball bearings go well together

You bored a bit Rik?

Dian Wei wrote:You bored a bit Rik?

nah i remember making marzipan at playschool and we put these little edible silver ball type things on to decorate it.
anyone else know what i mean?

anyway "grammar whore",you should have put "you a bit bored Rik?"

Those days are over, let them munch cake.

I know what you mean now. Those little balls (sic) are fantastic.

Yes I'm familiar with those ball things - I was given a chunk of rather sickly cake by the church group I caretake for on Sundays, and it had those balls imbedded in thick green butter icing. I managed a few bites but it was just too sweet, and I prefer a flan.

James wrote:Yes I'm familiar with those ball things - I was given a chunk of rather sickly cake by the church group I caretake for on Sundays, and it had those balls imbedded in thick green butter icing. I managed a few bites but it was just too sweet, and I prefer a flan.

have you ever banged one out at the church,the ultimate anti religious rebellion?
i know i would

God wanking, i was terrible in school.

I did it in a hot teacher's detention whilst she was out of the room.... during PE after going to the bog and countless others.

I was basically a sex fiend.

Dian Wei wrote:God wanking, i was terrible in school.

I did it in a hot teacher's detention whilst she was out of the room.... during PE after going to the bog and countless others.

I was basically a sex fiend.

thats hardcore i didnt really bang one out during my school years.hence the countless wet dreams aka night time underwear accidents.
at 16 when i left school i finally discovered the joy one bathtime.some may call me a late starter

ive done 1 on an aeroplane.literally "relieving" myself of the boredom of a 12 hour flight.also during work ive christened the majority of cubicles in a set of loos up in the corner of the airside shopping area.
the added pleasure of a workwank is knowing that youre getting paid,so technically im a male prostitute because dixons is paying me for sex(with myself)

The last bit is genius.

I refuse to believe you never had a wank until the age of 16.

I had my first enjoyment when I was 10. Before I started to produce man fluids, so it was nice and with no mess to clean up afterwards. Marvellous.

That's sort of not very nice. I was about 13, I remember it soon after September 11th, so... every cloud...

12 or 13... In the days no tissue was needed.

I remember in year 6 people found out about it but i dont think anyone achieved the final goal. They did it to just act hard n come into school n go "i had a wank". Somebody got caught doing it under the table, actually a few did.

16 Rik? Reaallllyyy?

Creeping Dan wrote:They did it to just act hard n come into school n go "i had a wank"

So true.

Also I found "workwank" highly amusing. Nearly as funny as the fact that Mazz's cake thread is now about masturbation!