I just checked... Dennis Lawson isnae deed!
YASS!
What are you watching?
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by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:27 pm
Back on topic!
http://www.xvideos.com/video3137/Katja_ ... urse_Holes
Is there a better word to ever have been coined than nursehole?
I think not!
http://www.xvideos.com/video3137/Katja_ ... urse_Holes
Is there a better word to ever have been coined than nursehole?
I think not!
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by boovidge on Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:31 pm
porn thread?
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.
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by Metal Iain on Mon Sep 10, 2007 11:34 pm
Does such a thing exist?
If so, I'm going to bombard it with anal filth!
If so, I'm going to bombard it with anal filth!
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by poison_was_the_cure on Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:02 am
im watchin myself playing fable : the lost chapters!! gonna eat some chicks and grow some horns!! 
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by thrashduck on Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:28 am
poison_was_the_cure wrote:im watchin myself playing fable : the lost chapters!! gonna eat some chicks and grow some horns!!
Fable is an enjoyable game, I liked beating up my wife, smashing all her windows and then leading her to be sacrificed at the Temple of Skorm.
Bitch.
I'm watching a film called The Swimming Pool on channel 4, it's got a tasty french lady in it who keeps getting naked. Awesome.
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by poison_was_the_cure on Tue Sep 11, 2007 12:32 am
thrashduck wrote:poison_was_the_cure wrote:im watchin myself playing fable : the lost chapters!! gonna eat some chicks and grow some horns!!
Fable is an enjoyable game, I liked beating up my wife, smashing all her windows and then leading her to be sacrificed at the Temple of Skorm.
Bitch.
I'm watching a film called The Swimming Pool on channel 4, it's got a tasty french lady in it who keeps getting naked. Awesome.
hahaha, brutal! ive never done that before! i might have to try it!
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by Darkweasel on Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:47 pm
Just watched a cracking little horror film called Behind The Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon.
Brilliant low budget documentary style film about three student journos - two chaps and a girl - who get invited to interview a serial killer before his next murders. The killer tells them his back story, shows them around his territory, introduces them to his intended victim, before explaining his prospective plan and all the hard work that goes into a night of psycho slaughter ("You've no idea how much cardio I have to do. You know, when they're running away from me, I have to keep up with them but make it look like I'm walking really slowly at the same time. Have you any idea how difficult that is"?).
Incredibly genre referential, post-modern and self-deprecating all at once, it still manages to wring a decent amount of tension out when the action suddenly stops it's documentary approach and takes off in a far more traditional manner.
One of the cleverest, most imaginitive horror films I've seen for ages. Oh, and Robert (Freddy Krueger) Englund turns up in it aswell.
Great stuff.
4 out of 5 chainsaws.
Brilliant low budget documentary style film about three student journos - two chaps and a girl - who get invited to interview a serial killer before his next murders. The killer tells them his back story, shows them around his territory, introduces them to his intended victim, before explaining his prospective plan and all the hard work that goes into a night of psycho slaughter ("You've no idea how much cardio I have to do. You know, when they're running away from me, I have to keep up with them but make it look like I'm walking really slowly at the same time. Have you any idea how difficult that is"?).
Incredibly genre referential, post-modern and self-deprecating all at once, it still manages to wring a decent amount of tension out when the action suddenly stops it's documentary approach and takes off in a far more traditional manner.
One of the cleverest, most imaginitive horror films I've seen for ages. Oh, and Robert (Freddy Krueger) Englund turns up in it aswell.
Great stuff.
4 out of 5 chainsaws.
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by poison_was_the_cure on Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:00 am
just watched critters 2! haha, i love the critters films just because theyre that rubbish!
gonna watch sone bill bailey stand up now! funny guy!
gonna watch sone bill bailey stand up now! funny guy!
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by poison_was_the_cure on Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:08 am
Metal Iain wrote:American Dad
Season 2 really isn't so great!
its not is it! i really enjoyed the first season, especially the little part where you find out the fish (cant remember its name) switced bodies witha german skier! haha!
second series is just a bit boring!
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by Darkweasel on Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:34 pm
I just watched
RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION
A ten step guide to the making of the film.
1. Steal costumes from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
2. Plagiarise scenes, situations and characters from Day of the Dead.
3. Coerce Milla Jovovich into continue ruining her career by offering her lots of money.
4. Bring back old characters with the sole intention of killing them.
5. CGI ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
6. Run out of story halfway through but hope nobody notices.
7. Remember at the last minute your film needs a monster.
8. Kill monster off before he gets a chance to do anything.
9. Put scenes in place ready for the next sequel
10. Cunningly hint at a change location for the next film in a desperate effort to maintain interest.
RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION
A ten step guide to the making of the film.
1. Steal costumes from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
2. Plagiarise scenes, situations and characters from Day of the Dead.
3. Coerce Milla Jovovich into continue ruining her career by offering her lots of money.
4. Bring back old characters with the sole intention of killing them.
5. CGI ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
6. Run out of story halfway through but hope nobody notices.
7. Remember at the last minute your film needs a monster.
8. Kill monster off before he gets a chance to do anything.
9. Put scenes in place ready for the next sequel
10. Cunningly hint at a change location for the next film in a desperate effort to maintain interest.
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by Povey on Mon Sep 24, 2007 5:28 pm
Darkweasel wrote:I just watched
RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION
A ten step guide to the making of the film.
1. Steal costumes from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome.
2. Plagiarise scenes, situations and characters from Day of the Dead.
3. Coerce Milla Jovovich into continue ruining her career by offering her lots of money.
4. Bring back old characters with the sole intention of killing them.
5. CGI ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING!
6. Run out of story halfway through but hope nobody notices.
7. Remember at the last minute your film needs a monster.
8. Kill monster off before he gets a chance to do anything.
9. Put scenes in place ready for the next sequel
10. Cunningly hint at a change location for the next film in a desperate effort to maintain interest.
Id put up watching it just for Milla Jovovich, She is such a slamming hottie. I know its going to be shit but ill watch it tonight.
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