James wrote::lol:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MAhSSy4_7mc&NR=1

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I hate idiots.

First one (shorter one):
Clever people listen to heavy metal:
He says that listening to metal makes your bulb free..I guess that means clears your mind, not heard german slang in a long time..he says it puts you in the right frame of mind.
He gives an example of someone in a terraced house listening to Slayer, and warns his mum not to shout "oi, turn it down or i'll call the police" but instead to think "ah he's studying" and he could be the next einstein.

The second one,
Someone wrote in after last week's episode to describe the differences between various types of metal, Benjamin from Passau in Bavaria. After a long list of types of metal, the presenter says something like "and they're only the most important types!"
He then plays him some black metal, and he guesses it straight away.
Afterwards there's a short explanation of death metal and how its' themes are death and pain. He listens to that and then black metal and then says "i hear a difference".
Then he plays some speed metal and he says it's about the speed of the lead and ryhthm guitarists or somethign.
Plays him some melodic death metal and he says "ah yeah that's completely different to death metal".
the other guy explains "nu metal" and says how it's a fusion of hip hop and..
Then the other guy jumps in and says "IG Metall" which is a german internet provider and therefore a hilarious joke. He says that linkin park are new but relatively famous and the presenter mentions whitesnake.
Then they go on to describing "gothic metal" (Lacuna coil) and he says about how they all wear black and have black round their eyes and it's like frankenstein etc etc, and then he says something like "sounds like something you'd listen to while driving at night" or something along those lines. I think there's a joke about being pulled over by the police and not being able to hear them when you put your window down or something..
He then mentions trash metal quickly and shows how it's slightly different from speed metal.
They finish by saying "thanks to benjamin and his wonderful examples of metal. He's probably sat in his basement being caled up for dinner by his mother but he can't hear her over the speed/trash/doom/gothic/ etc etc"

Metalbrew Stu wrote:Am I a retard

The Fourth Norseman wrote:I feel like a bastard for laughing at that