What to do with a day off

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:45 pm

I hate working all the time, and since everyone's gone back to uni, and my boss hasn't employed anyone else, it's really annoying.

What's the best thing to do with a day off? I'm off tomorrow and Tuesday, and not too sure what to do with myself. Fishing perhaps? Golf maybe? Please give opinions.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:46 pm

Golf only kills three hours or so so I'd say fishing. If it were me I'd just lie in bed tossing off though.

by **MartinC** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:47 pm

I masturbate.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:48 pm

The weather's still pretty good for fishing as well. Get a few beers and have a few joints. It may have to happen.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:48 pm

I had 3 wanks yesterday. The last one was a bit of effort. I can't spend a day wanking.

by **MartinC** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:50 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:I had 3 wanks yesterday. The last one was a bit of effort. I can't spend a day wanking.

Not with that attitude, you can't.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:52 pm

MartinC wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:I had 3 wanks yesterday. The last one was a bit of effort. I can't spend a day wanking.

Not with that attitude, you can't.

Porn's just getting annoying now cos I want sex.

by **MartinC** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:52 pm

Metalbrew Stu wrote:
MartinC wrote:
Metalbrew Stu wrote:I had 3 wanks yesterday. The last one was a bit of effort. I can't spend a day wanking.

Not with that attitude, you can't.

Porn's just getting annoying now cos I want sex.

DON'T START.

by **Metalbrew Stu** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 3:56 pm

What? Wanking? Too late.

by **6thrash6antics6** on Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:01 pm

wankings definately a good one, i reckon, a wank in the morning....then fishing, then.....hmm, then get nicely drunk on the night, then repeat.

or to save time, go fishing get drunk and have a wank there, then i dont know, im going off on a tangent, i shut up now.

by **Dian Wei** on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:40 pm

3 pathetic, i did 8 in one day. the last one took 4 hours. I am god.

by **James** on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:44 pm

The Wanking Thread.

by **Bangover** on Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:46 pm

I think you should spend the day at an Owl Sanctuary

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Sep 19, 2007 8:43 pm

Dian Wei wrote:3 pathetic, i did 8 in one day. the last one took 4 hours. I am god.

See, when I was in 5th year (fuck knows what that is in the backwa... I mean, English system - 16 years old!) I was boasting about how it could take me up to an hour to make myself jizz. No one believed me and they doubted the extent of the bruising my foreskin I got from my wankathons.

Seriously, I considered going to my GP about it. I mean, I love my bell-end but I doubt I'd enjoy seeing it all the time. Circumcision is one of those things you just can't take back if you regret it. Although I wouldn't mind waving my foreskin on a stick at people.

by **terrorizer** on Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:23 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Circumcision is one of those things you just can't take back if you regret it.