Your Mum.....
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Lev on Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:47 pm
Six smiley good, apparantly.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by James on Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:49 pm
It was hardly that good, if he hadn't said it someone else would have.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by meluaz on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:09 pm
this one is terrible!!
yo momma so stupid and fat when the math teacher said 'today we are going to learn about pi' she said 'yum'
thats right, i came up with it in two seconds, why don't i see anyone else use originals
yo momma so stupid and fat when the math teacher said 'today we are going to learn about pi' she said 'yum'
thats right, i came up with it in two seconds, why don't i see anyone else use originals
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Lev on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:16 pm
Your mother's so fat that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'
Your mother's so stupid she spent all day saying "are not" to R2.
Your mother's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.
Your mother's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter.
Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories...you know, cause it's 'lite', and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...
Your mother's so stupid she spent all day saying "are not" to R2.
Your mother's so stupid, she thought Jar Jar came with pickles pickles.
Your mother's so stupid she went to Bangkok to get a TIE fighter.
Your mother is so stupid she, she thinks, uh, that lightsabres come with fewer calories...you know, cause it's 'lite', and it's got less calories... and it's good for your body, ummm... anyway that's how stupid your mother is...
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Re: Your Mum.....
by James on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:33 pm
Lev wrote:Your mother's so fat that Ben Kenobi said 'That's no moon, that's yo momma!'
My favourite so far.thrashduck wrote:And the internet was without uk thrash form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of James moved upon the face of the waters.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Lev on Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:38 pm
Wasn't claiming otherwise, so...
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Dian Wei on Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:00 am
Your mother has a vaginal cyst that will burst at the first moment of penetration.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by radioactive rik on Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:23 pm
youre mum has an anal beard in her left earhole
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Re: Your Mum.....
by meluaz on Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:24 am
anal beards for life!
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Re: Your Mum.....
by jonny_boy34 on Mon Oct 06, 2008 9:02 pm
Needless to say, your mum had the last laugh, now fuck off.
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Re: Your Mum.....
by madcossack on Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:26 pm
geez why r taking things so seriously, im only fucking around, you are more serious then lemmy
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Re: Your Mum.....
by Throsh on Wed Oct 08, 2008 8:29 pm
I can't help but laugh at everything you post haha, Lemmy's awesome.
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