A little two track recording from the first ever Ratz Ass jam from last Saturday

Lady Dealer = plodder
Rock and Roll is burning = faster
Heavy Weed = plodder
Rock City = faster.

Please note my AMAZING CHILDLIKE singing drummer performance...and please note bad sound effects on HEAVY WEED and ROCK AND ROLL IS BURNING.

Enjoy the best band in the world.

www.myspace.com/ratzzzass

Haha good stuff...

The best part of the day was when the guitarist and I had this conversation.

Axe “Can you play any faster?”

Drum “Nope”

Axe “No worries..we’ll work around it”

Hi Top Records is the best label ever!

Tapes have recently been discovered of the ONLY recordings of the legendary rock band RATZ ASS, who mysteriously disappeared off the radar in 1984. The songs are so RAW and VITAL that they sound like they were recorded just yesterday.

I fucking love you Mazz.

Do us some more T-shirt slogans!

I have a Trebuchet gig tonight and have been working on my between song raps. I came up with this one while walking into work...I may look good on the back of a T-shirt...in a small font.

"When they lay me down to rest, I'll be wearing denim coz it's the best"

Maybe change 'Denim' for 'Leather' as HOD seem to be more of a Leather band....Right?

So you have...

"When they lay me down to rest, I'll be wearing leather coz it's the best".


ha ha. I need some sleep.

Hahaha, this is the most awesome amazing thing ever. I want to put on a gig with Battlewitch, Trebuchet and Ratz Ass. I reckon that would be the best night ever.

I hear from Jambon Le Steel that Ratz Ass may soon have a rival band.

Yes, although as he doesn't like AC/DC and rarely listens to Saxon I don't think he should be allowed to write the music.

yeah...fuck Jambon.

Yeah. In fact, I don't think he should be allowed to even listen to music for that.

I sent Jambon Le Steel some Ratz Ass stickers this morning. Make sure he gives you one.....and a sticker...ho ho ho

Good old vista print! check out the genric logo.

I can't see a thing!

Oi, i don't like this talk!

The rival band in question are Nice 'Nife, and consist of...

Jambon Le Steel - Fingerin' and Moans
Jack-Hammer Jon - Thumpin' n' Pumpin'
Filthy Stu - Vibrations

I have written a song and the chorus is thus:

Hard Rock Holiday

Hard rock holiday
Drivin' and Drinking
Hard rock holiday
Rockin for life
Hard rock holiday
ridin' forever
Hard rock holiday
Rollin' the dice


imagine the rest with brains power, and look out!