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At what age does MILF first apply?

Any age, as soon as the stitches have healed
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Late teen
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Early to mid 20s
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Mid to late 20s
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Early to mid 30s
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24%
Mid to late 30s
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12%
Early to mid 40s
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24%
Mid to late 40s
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I'd rather have a GILF
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At what age does MILF first apply?

Postby terrorizer on Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:15 pm

Having seen my next door neighbour's gorgeous mate today, mid 30s, holding her looks very well etc., it got me thinking, at what age does the term MILF apply? Technically with girls giving birth at 12 they could qualify, but that is wrong and not to mention illegal. So fellow philosophers of life, what thinks you all?
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Postby Dian Wei on Tue Mar 13, 2007 10:47 pm

I think it is late 30-40's but it does really depend on the woman.
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Postby Atom on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:05 pm

Well technically, its as soon as the woman (or girl if you live in Peckam) has a kid but its better if she's 25-30 to be honest.
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Postby oxfordrocks on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:11 pm

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Postby terrorizer on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:14 pm

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Not so nice nowadays though. :lol: And she's off her cogs.
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Postby boovidge on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:22 pm

terrorizer wrote:Image

Not so nice nowadays though. :lol: And she's off her cogs.


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Postby The Fourth Norseman on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:23 pm

Atom wrote:Well technically, its as soon as the woman (or girl if you live in Peckam) has a kid but its better if she's 25-30 to be honest.


No need for the Peckham reference :lol:
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Postby Metal Iain on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:44 pm

Would fucking a MILF be that good? I can imagine it being quite difficult pleasure a women once she's squeezed a baby out.
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Postby terrorizer on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:49 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Would fucking a MILF be that good? I can imagine it being quite difficult pleasure a women once she's squeezed a baby out.


Depends how big your knob is I suppose.
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Postby Metal Iain on Tue Mar 13, 2007 11:55 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Would fucking a MILF be that good? I can imagine it being quite difficult pleasure a women once she's squeezed a baby out.


Depends how big your knob is I suppose.


Not really; I refuse to believe anybody's knob can be as thick as a baby's head unless the baby is extremely premature.
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:00 am

Without getting all medical with you, it may stretch that far but it doesn't stay that wide. Anyway it's the shoulders that are the worst.
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:05 am

Aren't babies' heads bigger than their shoulders?

God, now that I think about it, childbirth is minging.
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Postby Atom on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:06 am

boovidge wrote:
terrorizer wrote:Image

Not so nice nowadays though. :lol: And she's off her cogs.


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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Haha, hot stuff!
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Postby terrorizer on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:10 am

Metal Iain wrote:God, now that I think about it, childbirth is minging.


I've seen it three times, if you can get over the blood and stuff it's a beautiful thing, especially if it's your kiddy being born.
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Postby Metal Iain on Wed Mar 14, 2007 12:22 am

terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:God, now that I think about it, childbirth is minging.


I've seen it three times, if you can get over the blood and stuff it's a beautiful thing, especially if it's your kiddy being born.


What about the after-birth? Does it taste like Branston Pickle? Please tell me it does.
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