THE great toilet argument

by **Creeping Dan** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:35 pm

We've had a section of this before but here it is again in more depth.

B. Sit. Scrunch.

Im right.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:38 pm

B. Stand or Sit, ambidextrous. Fold.

by **Creeping Dan** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:41 pm

Standing is wrong. You cant stand up to clean your arse.

by **Creeping Dan** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:44 pm

No. What you do is you sit down putting weight on your left leg and lift the right arse cheek up for arm room. Shove the paper (scrunched) under your right cheek and then drop when done.

by **thrashduck** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:45 pm

Alright.. this is...

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:47 pm

B. Sit/stand sometimes... im not really fussed.... and fold i think

yeah

that reminds me!

my own photo and everything! broke a phone trying to photgraph that, expensive picture

by **thrashduck** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:48 pm

Just wait til Iain gets on this thread, then we'll all fucking pay..

by **thrash metal maniac** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:49 pm

he'll go for option C....

by **zykloned** on Tue Mar 24, 2009 11:26 pm

Ha ha 'insert old shitting whilst drunk story here'

by **H.O.D. Feemo** on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:23 am

Sit, wipe while sitting. Not reading any more, s'just wrong.

by **Herzeleid** on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:27 am

Wipe while sitting? You barbarians.

by **Metal Iain** on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:40 am

I wipe whilst sitting. You have to take the pressure off one foot and angle your arse a bit. Doing that breaks toilet seat or reduces their life span, though. I tend to scub vociferously rather than just wipe too. I also take a quick glance at the bog roll once I've used it just in case there's more blood than usual.

by **Herzeleid** on Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:54 am

...There isn't meant to be any blood.

by **meluaz** on Wed Mar 25, 2009 2:05 am

who the fuck looks at the toilet paper while its still in the hand? u look once u thrown it into the water

by **Resilience Records** on Wed Mar 25, 2009 3:38 am

Herzeleid wrote:...There isn't meant to be any blood.

Its funny i tell all the boys quite the opposite of that after the first time...

ANYWAY, yeah the image wont load but i am a stander and folder, and proud of it... does this possibly return to the old north south divide? as in north sit, south stand? Brown sauce Red sauce?

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