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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby zykloned on Sat May 17, 2008 11:39 pm

Your mums breath smells so bad, people look forward to her farts!

(i believe that was from that film..professer..something..fat guy who creates a potion to lose weight..)
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby James on Sat May 17, 2008 11:43 pm

The Nutty Professor.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat May 17, 2008 11:44 pm

boovidge wrote:
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boovidge wrote:your mums so stupid she had a hat cult sig even though she didnt belong to it


your mum's so gay she didn't know who cynic were until 2007


edit: heard any cynic

and it was incredibly early 2007. January i believe. How about we discuss it in the hat cult forum. Oh wait..your not..

:lol: :lol: :lol: you idiot

i only put hat cult in my sig to piss u off, why would i actually want to be in your twat cult
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby thrashduck on Sat May 17, 2008 11:45 pm

The Fourth Norseman wrote: i only put hat cult in my sig to piss u off, why would i actually want to be in your twat cult


James, ban plz.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sat May 17, 2008 11:46 pm

bow down to your zine superior
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby boovidge on Sun May 18, 2008 12:01 am

The Fourth Norseman wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: you idiot

i only put hat cult in my sig to piss u off, why would i actually want to be in your twat cult


oh shit i really thought you wanted to be...never mind
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Sun May 18, 2008 12:02 am

Your mums fanny is so veiny it is like fucking a sack of worms.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby The Fourth Norseman on Sun May 18, 2008 12:06 am

boovidge wrote:
The Fourth Norseman wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: you idiot

i only put hat cult in my sig to piss u off, why would i actually want to be in your twat cult


oh shit i really thought you wanted to be...never mind


you know park?
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby MartinC on Sun May 18, 2008 12:47 am

Your Mum's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby MartinC on Sun May 18, 2008 12:48 am

Dian Wei wrote:Your mums fanny is so veiny it is like fucking a sack of worms.


Haha, horrible.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby jonny_boy34 on Sun May 18, 2008 3:13 am

Your mum's a fucking stupid retard, she's an idiot and I hate her. I'm going to kill her in her sleep once I've raped her upside down because she's a stupid idiot.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Dian Wei on Sun May 18, 2008 9:17 am

John's is my favourite so far.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Atom on Sun May 18, 2008 10:43 am

Your mum is really kind, she made tea and toast with marmalade on it and for being such a nice boy she gave me some extra pocket money.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Metal Iain on Sun May 18, 2008 6:33 pm

How is this any different to what I was doing with the 'Yer maw's rat...' comments?

It's certainly much less funny.
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Re: Your Mum.....

Postby Immortalicide on Sun May 18, 2008 8:02 pm

your mums scottish
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