Allo all, it's my birthday the day before Metalbrew (17th July incase you didn't work it out) and i fancy going out and getting bladdered in somewhere that isn't my local.
So i'm thinking of heading into london and raping various pubs and clubs.

Anyone is welcome to come along, the more is literally the merrier. I also don't know the place that well (outside venues) so any suggestions would also be appreciated.

So yeah, help me celebrate slowly shuffling towards the grave

Sounds lovely. There's a great place called The Porterhouse in Covent Garden, it's got two big poles with fire outside. It's a bit fancy for us lot, but it is a really amazing massive pub with three floors (or maybe four, I can't remember).

Or for heavy metal fun we could go to Garlic & Shots in Frith Street, Soho. Although that's more of a place to start and then move on somewhere else afterwards.

All sorts of fun, really.

Wickid Bill.

I'll work on getting you a nice present.

Sheesh, afraid i'll be graduating on that day now Bill, rubbish. Still might make metalbrew though..

I've not been to either of those places Jon, so sounds good to me!

I'll likely make a facebook event or something like that. But as i said before you're all invited, i just want a nice big party (excuse to get wrecked).

count me in!

Right so yeah, i think as JK suggested i'll start this horrid ball rolling in Garlic and Shots at around 6pm and just see what happens from there.

Presents (if your so kind) may be administered anally or orally depending on my mood/lube application.

No actually don't, presents are for people who arn't rubbish and i want this to be about be shit wankers and just getting rather destroyed as a prelude to Metal Brew where we'll get even more destroyed YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

The brilliant thing about this year's Metalbrew is that it requires hardly any work at all, so we can all go out and get rat-arsed the night before! Yay!

Right this is tomorrow now, i won't be able to get down until after i finish work now (So about 8ish). If you're still coming i'd head down a bit earlier to get yourselves warmed up, Garlic and Shots still seems like the place we're all going.

Right yeah lovely, gifts over the value of 10k only please. Robotic horses, diamond mines, you know the usual.

Cheers, sorted, great.

What's this Bill, I saw on Facebook that you've cancelled and let the whole of London down, is this true?

Yes, i am very sorry but due to something here that i'm not going to go into I've had to pull the plug.

Not really happy about it, but basically just call metalbrew BillyBrew and we can move it all up a day.

Sorted.

I don't know you but any excuse for some Birthday fun! I'll be out with Mr VirusDave, so if he's in... then i'm in!
If I don't see you though, have a Happy Happy Birthday!

Oh Bill...

Why don't you....

bum-buduhbum-buhhh....bum-buduhbum buhhh....Bum Budubum Buhhhhhhh...

Pull the plug!

See you on Saturday old bean.

Perhaps we should all go out anyway and have pre-Metalbrew drinks in honour of Bill? Only perhaps though.

Right, I'm going to look at some naked women on the internet then go to sleep.

What about the monk?

I know a girl going there, she has cracking tits.