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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Dian Wei on Thu Oct 30, 2008 9:50 pm

Not a chance.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:26 am

James wrote:In other news, the actor who plays Johnson on Peep Show has been cited as a contender for the next Doctor Who! YAAS! :lol: :lol:


Fuck that.

They need an older actor to play the role again, á la the first three Doctors.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby James on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:45 am

No, they definitely need Johnson.

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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:51 am

You do realise he'll be nothing like what he's like in Peep Show?
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby James on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:53 am

Well now you've ruined the fantasy.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:09 am

The only remotely brilliant part of Peep Show season 5 was when he made the gun to the head motion when Mark was trying to sack Sophie. Brilliance.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby caspio on Fri Oct 31, 2008 2:32 am

Metal Iain wrote:The only remotely brilliant part of Peep Show season 5 was when he made the gun to the head motion when Mark was trying to sack Sophie. Brilliance.

it's not often I'll quote Iain but this is too true!!
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby MartinC on Fri Oct 31, 2008 3:49 am

This whole thing is a load of bollocks, Jonathan Ross and Russell Brand are great. On the day that it was actually broadcast there were two complaints - as soon as the media got hold of the story there were about 20,000. The public are basically a bunch of mindless idiots and The Sun or Daily Mail tells them what to think about every single topic. Pointless and stupid. Brand's better off on Channel 4 anyway - at least they're not a bunch of whining pussies.

And to be fair to Brand - he did shag Andrew Sach's grandaughter and she's actually fit...

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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Dian Wei on Fri Oct 31, 2008 10:16 am

Martin don't lie, neither of them are good.

There was no question of the grand daughter's attractiveness though.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:16 pm

Nah, she's a dog. I still would, but she has that whole 'Goth slapper' look to her. Alright bod, though.

The whole thing does annoy me, though. Like Martin said, no one was offended until the scandal rags exploited the story. No doubt the bitch'll be on 'Nobody' Big Brother the next time it comes on.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby zykloned on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:47 pm

You're no spring chicken yourself mate.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:51 pm

Doesn't that phrase refer to age?
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby MartinC on Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:34 pm

The ironic thing is, Andrew Sachs has probably been dealt more grief from the media and paparazzi hounding him over the 'scandal' than the actual prank itself. I feel sorry for the guy, he seems like he just wants people to leave him alone and forget about it.
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby Metal Iain on Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:42 pm

Let's all start chanting á la Britney's New Look?
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Re: Wussell Bwand wand Wonanthwon Woss

Postby James on Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:38 pm

It shows how PC and bureaucratic the BBC is, that they are overhauling their whole comedy policy, issuing "unreserved" apologies (I hate that phrase) and in the case of that Radio controller, feeling the need to resign when it was nothing to do with her. I hate all that shite.
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