Women - when's enough?

by **thrash metal maniac** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 7:55 pm

just for the record from earlier in this thread, bj >>>>> wank.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:26 pm

terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:How old's your oven? I thought there they changed new ovens so people couldnae do that.

Martin tried but found that his microwave needs the door to be shut before it works.

And, contrary to what Futurama says, they so won't work if you just smash the screen door.

by **terrorizer** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:37 pm

thrash metal maniac wrote:just for the record from earlier in this thread, bj >>>>> wank.

Is downstairs inside better?

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 8:50 pm

And all hope is lost, fit polish bird obviously has a boyfriend and whats worse is he works with me. I want to fill his lungs with flaming horse shit...... bastard.

by **ribbons69** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:22 pm

Metal Iain wrote:
terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:How old's your oven? I thought there they changed new ovens so people couldnae do that.

Martin tried but found that his microwave needs the door to be shut before it works.

And, contrary to what Futurama says, they so won't work if you just smash the screen door.

Microwaves go boom if you put something metal in them as well.

Oh hang on,it's Martin we're talking about here,so he'll be alright....

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:24 pm

Dian Wei wrote:And all hope is lost, fit polish bird obviously has a boyfriend and whats worse is he works with me. I want to fill his lungs with flaming horse shit...... bastard.

Hire me!

However, my price is butt sex with the fit Polish bird of which you speak.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:26 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:
terrorizer wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:How old's your oven? I thought there they changed new ovens so people couldnae do that.

Martin tried but found that his microwave needs the door to be shut before it works.

And, contrary to what Futurama says, they so won't work if you just smash the screen door.

Microwaves go boom if you put something metal in them as well.

Oh hang on,it's Martin we're talking about here,so he'll be alright....

Don't remind me man!

My wee brother put my favourite Thomas the Tank Engine compilation (fucking VHS) in the microwave when he was three (I was six). We haven't spoken since.

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:26 pm

I will just be a sly bastard and try to sabotage the whole relationship.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:27 pm

I used to love trying to sabotage relationships but have since grown weary of empty promises from girls.

by **Stevedot2** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 9:52 pm

Also, don't try to toast bread in the microwave, I did that once when I was younger and the thing filled up with smoke and it smelt of burnt for a long long time.

by **Metal Iain** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:01 pm

I tried to microwave a pizza about 3 months ago but it didnae work too well.

by **Dian Wei** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:11 pm

Idiots.

by **MartinC** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:53 pm

I blew a hole in the roof of our microwave once.

by **thrashduck** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:40 pm

My sister once threw a plastic bag at the fire.

by **MartinC** on Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:45 pm

I put a knife in the toaster.