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Postby boovidge on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:14 pm

Glam Iain, his legend will live on as the thrasher who went gay
Metal Iain wrote:This board has nothing to do with the 'scene'. It's more just about 10 or so pricks who used to like Thrash that, for one reason or another, waste a lot of time posting on here.


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Postby Bangover on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:44 pm

Thrash Wars : Metal Ian Strikes Back


poor effort
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Postby Bangover on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:48 pm

Metal Iain wrote:There once was a thing called Thrash
And all who knew not that it was gash…

… are evidently still here listening to the same 3rd rate crap as per usual.

KISS rule… Gammacide suck!


Yet you still seem to be browsing a THRASH METAL forum. Cuntflap.
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Postby ribbons69 on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:50 pm

Bangover wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:There once was a thing called Thrash
And all who knew not that it was gash…

… are evidently still here listening to the same 3rd rate crap as per usual.

KISS rule… Gammacide suck!


Cuntflap.

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Postby ribbons69 on Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:56 pm

There's a band called KISS,who play glam rock,
four tired old men,who like to suck cock,
the music's a bit poor,
I'd show them the door,
and if you don't like thrash you can get fucked.


I think the last line still needs a bit of work,to be honest.
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Postby Dian Wei on Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:12 pm

change the second part of the first line to "who play rock songs whilst covered in jizz" and it will be fine.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Postby Herzeleid on Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:14 pm

Metal Iain wrote:There once was a thing called Thrash
And all who knew not that it was gash…

… are evidently still here listening to the same 3rd rate crap as per usual.

*goes back to listening to The Cult*

Nice to know I’m being missed enough to have a bunch of slack-jawed faggots paying tribute to me in limerick form though.

KISS rule… Gammacide suck!

Poseur has a U in it by the way James.


Oh man, I didn't notice you came back! You're my hero. Carry on my whineward son.
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Postby thrash metal maniac on Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:20 pm

:lol:

Metal Iain comes back in his full 'thrash is shit you're all gay and i'm a pissed scot' glory!!!
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Postby GoreBastard on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:02 am

Metal Iain wrote:blah blah blah thrash is gay blah blah blah


Go away you fucking mong!
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Postby keith_amok on Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:46 am

haha, great to see you back iain
Come to the THRASH ISLAND!!!!!!!!

SCOTTISH THRASH METAL - http://www.facebook.com/#!/amokscotland
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Postby Atom on Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:14 pm

keith_amok wrote:haha, great to see you back iain


Yes!
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Postby James on Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:06 pm

Metal Iain wrote:Poseur has a U in it by the way James.


I will never accept that terrible way of spelling it.
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Postby Metal Iain on Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:09 pm

James wrote:
Metal Iain wrote:Poseur has a U in it by the way James.


I will never accept that terrible way of spelling it.


What? You mean the correct way? That's how it is spelled in French and it's a French word so I don't see why you should apply an American spelling rule to it.
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Postby jonny_boy34 on Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:19 pm

What's worse, French or American? I just don't know. What would Al Murray say?
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Postby MartinC on Fri Jun 22, 2007 6:40 pm

What's worse, cheating medical science or cheating friends?
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