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Postby ribbons69 on Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:28 pm

oxfordrocks wrote:
STD_Caps wrote:Now Fearne Britton. That's a devisive lady. The less superficial know the raunchiness in that round lady. More than twice my age as well! Still...


HOT !!!
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I'd give her one without having to think twice.In fact I'm sitting here now imagining spunking all over those lovely tits.
Oh yes.
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Postby Herzeleid on Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:56 pm

You guys are creepy :shock:
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Postby xTomx on Sun Jul 01, 2007 9:28 pm

ribbons69 wrote:
oxfordrocks wrote:
STD_Caps wrote:Now Fearne Britton. That's a devisive lady. The less superficial know the raunchiness in that round lady. More than twice my age as well! Still...


HOT !!!
Image OH YES!!!

I'd give her one without having to think twice.In fact I'm sitting here now imagining spunking all over those lovely tits.
Oh yes.

Love the facts she is covered in bacon fat or is it lard mmmmmmmmm
do farts have lumps in them
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Postby GoreBastard on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:59 am

terrorizer wrote:You are wrong. We are not all slaves to our cocks you know.


Damn, just me then?

Seriously, I'd fuck anything if it has tits... Even a cow.
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Postby oxfordrocks on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:09 pm

GoreBastard wrote:Seriously, I'd fuck anything if it has tits... Even a cow.



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Good luck with this 'un
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Postby Darkweasel on Mon Jul 02, 2007 4:44 pm

What in the name of Odin's raven IS that?!
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Postby thrashduck on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:06 pm

OH FUCK. YOU JUST BROKE A RECORD.

Me and my boy Plodman often have competitions on msn to find the biggest munt on myspace. We choose 5 munts each, and then play em off against each other like a better version of top trumps...

We've got some pretty bad ones but THAT... takes the biscuit..
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Postby demonic-dave on Mon Jul 02, 2007 5:38 pm

that is bad. It can even grow a better tash than me. :oops:

who is going for pull the pig then.
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Postby STD_Caps on Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:01 pm

It looks like Jeremy Beadle after a sex change! Wrong on so many levels. Still, jokes credits to whoever fucks it.
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Postby Dian Wei on Mon Jul 02, 2007 6:04 pm

Darkweasel wrote:What in the name of Odin's raven IS that?!


She should go back to her home on whore island.
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Jul 02, 2007 7:17 pm

GoreBastard wrote:
terrorizer wrote:You are wrong. We are not all slaves to our cocks you know.


Damn, just me then?

Seriously, I'd fuck anything if it has tits... Even a cow.


Hello? Self-respect?
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Postby Immortalicide on Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:06 pm

terrorizer wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:
terrorizer wrote:You are wrong. We are not all slaves to our cocks you know.


Damn, just me then?

Seriously, I'd fuck anything if it has tits... Even a cow.


Hello? Self-respect?


Self respect doesnt suck your cock for you tho does it???? :?
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:28 pm

Immortalicide wrote:
terrorizer wrote:
GoreBastard wrote:
terrorizer wrote:You are wrong. We are not all slaves to our cocks you know.


Damn, just me then?

Seriously, I'd fuck anything if it has tits... Even a cow.


Hello? Self-respect?


Self respect doesnt suck your cock for you tho does it???? :?


True but it won't give you an STD either.

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Postby ribbons69 on Mon Jul 02, 2007 9:32 pm

I was talking to a chap in the pub t'other night,and he assured me that he could have sex with any of the women who were there,if he wanted to.
I asked he what made him so confident of his ability.He replied,"I'm a rapist"
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Postby terrorizer on Mon Jul 02, 2007 10:12 pm

xTomx wrote:
ribbons69 wrote:
oxfordrocks wrote:
STD_Caps wrote:Now Fearne Britton. That's a devisive lady. The less superficial know the raunchiness in that round lady. More than twice my age as well! Still...


HOT !!!
Image OH YES!!!

I'd give her one without having to think twice.In fact I'm sitting here now imagining spunking all over those lovely tits.
Oh yes.

Love the facts she is covered in bacon fat or is it lard mmmmmmmmm


And we wonder why so few ladies post on this forum!
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