Me and Ian were at the Birmingham Odeon watching Metallica

This time twenty one years ago I was sucking tit and getting my arse wiped for me.

What do I win?

Metal Iain wrote:This time twenty one years ago I was sucking tit and getting my arse wiped for me.

What do I win?

Depends on a few factors like your age, whose tit you were sucking and why you needed your arse wiping.

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:This time twenty one years ago I was sucking tit and getting my arse wiped for me.

What do I win?

Depends on a few factors like your age, whose tit you were sucking and why you needed your arse wiping.

Because I was exactly 37 days old, my mother's and because I was yet to undergo potty training.

Still, it's better than being subjected to Metallica.

this time 21 years ago i was just preparing my escape from that fuckin womb!

Hmmm.... September 1986.

I'd been to see my first live show (Twisted Sister at The Odeon in Brum) in the April and I think I'd seen (Lee Dorrian monkey noise era) Napalm Death at The hummingbird by this point in the year aswell.

I was a fucking fetus.

Metal Iain wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:This time twenty one years ago I was sucking tit and getting my arse wiped for me.

What do I win?

Depends on a few factors like your age, whose tit you were sucking and why you needed your arse wiping.

Because I was exactly 37 days old, my mother's and because I was yet to undergo potty training.

Still, it's better than being subjected to Metallica.

And this coming from the guy with the Metallica tattoo!!!

I was -3 years old. I'm a reet young'n.

Immortalicide wrote:Me and Ian were at the Birmingham Odeon watching Metallica

Was this when they supported Motorhead? My dad was at that tho think that was under the townhall.

6 years old for me.

Don't think I was even conceived 21 years ago today

21 years ago i was getting my education on the world of metal.

Shugmaster wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:

Immortalicide wrote:

Metal Iain wrote:This time twenty one years ago I was sucking tit and getting my arse wiped for me.

What do I win?

Depends on a few factors like your age, whose tit you were sucking and why you needed your arse wiping.

Because I was exactly 37 days old, my mother's and because I was yet to undergo potty training.

Still, it's better than being subjected to Metallica.

And this coming from the guy with the Metallica tattoo!!!

I was young and needed the money.

OK, so that explains my brief stint as a rent boy in Tangier...

The tattoo is inexcusable. I want to get it removed before I'm thirty but laser treatment is still a bit pricey and carries the risk of the tattoo turning into a complete mess.

\m/Steve\m/ wrote:Don't think I was even conceived 21 years ago today

Build a time machine and tape your mum and dad doing it.

I was -4. Which means although I didn't get to see the Thrash bands in their prime, when they went all gay I was still too young to be affected by it.