Long hair is fine if you take good care of it. Also stay away from tight, worn jeans, white trainers and white t-shirts. You can't spell thrash without trash.

long hair is ok if you keep it clean and it isnt that gay length between long and really long.

Plus if your hair is in good condition girls always ask to to touch your hair and stuff. I good in.

Girls generally hate long hair, unless they're fat.

Exactly!

Having a girl ask to straighten your hair doesn't mean she'll let you shag her.

What upsets me is that I'm 100% unwilling to go with Metal Chicks. I've been to Metal bars and clubs so many times over the years but have never really seen any birds that have made me rue my choice of lifestyle. That happens when I got to normal places.

Mind you, I went into Burton's Menswear the other day and was equally pissed off by the lack of seemingly wearable clothes.

No, but i've had sex, real sex, far more than once, and my hair is long. Indisputable.

Herzeleid wrote:No, but i've had sex, real sex, far more than once, and my hair is long. Indisputable.

This is the internet, everything is disputable.

except for the great taste of charleston chew.

I'm so shit... I told my ex-bird we couldn't speak to each other any more because she was doing my head in and I've fallen for it again. We're having a conversation through MSN display names... I've finally hit a new low.

MartinC wrote:I'm so shit... I told my ex-bird we couldn't speak to each other any more because she was doing my head in and I've fallen for it again. We're having a conversation through MSN display names... I've finally hit a new low.

so low....

Yeah, you've no idea how self-loathing I am at the minute.

MartinC wrote:I'm so shit... I told my ex-bird we couldn't speak to each other any more because she was doing my head in and I've fallen for it again. We're having a conversation through MSN display names... I've finally hit a new low.

I did the exact same thing, though it was before my seventeenth birthday. Once you've read enough about how many casual snogs she's had I suggest you remove her from your contacts list AND BLOCK HER! I thought I had done, but ten months after I thought she was out of my life for good she tells me, over MSN, that she'd had a miscarriage.

The moral of the story is, don't get into the habit of talking to your bird on MSN in the first place.

Wow, you guys blow.

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Wow, you guys blow.

Welcome to UK Thrash.

I see...

jonny_boy34 wrote:

Lev - Pulverizer wrote:Wow, you guys blow.

Welcome to UK Thrash.