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Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Immortalicide on Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:28 pm

I purchased a copy of the self titled LP from US band SLAUGHTERHOUSE last week, and just read the lyrics to some of the songs.
AWFUL!!!!! Check these out for size :crap:

The USA don't take no shit
From communist countries they're the pits
We'll step on them like they're little ants
Cause we're the men who wear the pants
Eat them up, spit'em out
They'll never know, what life's about
When they're down we'll kick'em around
And their brains will not be found

Terrorists threatening the USA
Nuclear war getting closer every day
Missiles, tanks, the M.I.A.'s
Guns, napalm a green beret

After the shock we'll rule the earth
It will be like the world's rebirth
There'll be no communists left around
If they are they'll be sought and found
Hung, drung, quartered, gagged and bound
Shot, burned and buried deep underground
Spit and party on their grave
If they live they'll be our slave

Without the reds be a better place
We won't have to deal with their disgrace
We won't have to deal with no idle threats
I doubt if anyone will have regrets

So the USA in the place to be
It's the only place from sea to sea
No wonder others fight like me
Can't trust a soul from a communist country

USA



Best recruitment song for al'quieda i ever heard!!!! :wall:
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:29 pm

haha, pants.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

Thank the Police coming straight from the underground...
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby RedBurp on Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:32 pm

Lets kill them commies.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Dian Wei on Mon Nov 10, 2008 10:37 pm

Damn this theoretical system that is better than ours in almost every way.
Gee.... I don't know about the rest of you guys, but lately the only things that truly motivate me are erections and bowel movements.

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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Nov 11, 2008 12:29 am

They're actually alright by Thrash standards, considering Kreator are writing lyrics like those featured in Murder Fantasies even after 20 years in the business...
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Immortalicide on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:05 pm

I was referring more to the subject and attitude it was approached with rather than the litery qualities of those lyrics!!!

Its no wonder people hate america across the globe with some of those statements above!!!

"After the shock we'll rule the earth
It will be like the world's rebirth
There'll be no communists left around
If they are they'll be sought and found
Hung, drung, quartered, gagged and bound
Shot, burned and buried deep underground
Spit and party on their grave
If they live they'll be our slave "

i have no doubt if this was written now it would be aimed at muslims not communists, and with the internet, it would be all round the globe in no time, and the chances of a suicide bombing at a slaughterhouse gig would have increased tenfold!!!

Typical american powertrip bollocks!!!
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Shugmaster on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:38 pm

"Mohammed, dirka dirka jihad. Dirka Dirka. Allah jihad mohammed"
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:39 pm

Are they supposed to be tongue-in-cheek?

If not, saying people hate America is equally clichéd in my book. How many bands have put out songs condemning America for the War In Iraq over the past five years? I just wish bands would write about personal experiences rather than try to provide a social commentary on things they clearly can't comprehend. Does anyone even car about Iraq any more?
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Shugmaster on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:43 pm

You could write a song about banging that bird in the nightclub toilet Iain.

I could do one about how I eat too much cheese.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Metal Iain on Tue Nov 11, 2008 3:51 pm

See, if I were in a band like Motley Crue, that (the first idea)'d be just grand.

I'm not sure it's possible to eat too much cheese. Well, unless you're eating Saint Agur and your jizz turns blue or something.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Shugmaster on Tue Nov 11, 2008 4:03 pm

Just cheddar really. I like a nice mature cheddar though so it has a bit of flavour.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby AdamAttack-VA on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:17 pm

Hahaha, class.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby H.O.D. Feemo on Tue Nov 11, 2008 11:28 pm

I'm writing a song about meat from a BBQ getting up and eating you, provisionally titles "meat feat night beast"

With that said, surely Exodus have the crown of shite lyrics.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Magnificent S Pendergast on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:34 am

What are you a born again veggie now? good concept though I suppose. For us I mean.
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Re: Abysmal thrash lyrics!

Postby Immortalicide on Wed Nov 12, 2008 12:39 am

H.O.D. Feemo wrote:I'm writing a song about meat from a BBQ getting up and eating you, provisionally titles "meat feat night beast"

With that said, surely Exodus have the crown of shite lyrics.


hahaha

when i was about 12 i wrote lyrics to a song called deadly epidemic which was about people eating meat and getting poisoned and stuff. I can still remember some of the words if you want to nick em :lol:

"nice warm place, the germ begins to breed
bacteria reproducing, spreding its diesease,
the food is now infected, rotten through and through,
tasty meaty morsel means total death for you"

I thank you!!!
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