Dio: "Ok, after 3. 1...2...3"
Steve: "WE'RE STAAAARS!"

\m/Steve\m/ wrote:May I?

\m/ steve: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
\m/ steve: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, \m/ steve.
\m/ steve: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
\m/ steve: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
\m/ steve: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
\m/ steve: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
\m/ steve: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
\m/ steve: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
\m/ steve: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
\m/ steve: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
\m/ steve: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
\m/ steve: Baby?

Immortalicide wrote:

\m/Steve\m/ wrote:May I?

\m/ steve: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
\m/ steve: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, \m/ steve.
\m/ steve: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
\m/ steve: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
\m/ steve: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
\m/ steve: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
\m/ steve: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
\m/ steve: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
\m/ steve: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
\m/ steve: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
\m/ steve: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
\m/ steve: Baby?

"I'm a dick head with a mobile phone and nobody likes me because I'm a dick head that sucks dicks".

I am totally shit at this caption thing......

"VICTIM OF CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGEEEEEEEEEEES!"

"OMG! I stuck my phone to my head!!"

Phone: "Please leave your message after the tone"
Steve: "The voices....nooooooooooooooooooo"










Shit.

"Hello, Samaritans, Do you need to talk ?"

Satan has taken his TOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

"You said you were going to cut my hair, not BUTCHER IT!"

"You met Peter Andre... *girlish screams*"

STD_Caps wrote:"You met Peter Andre... *girlish screams*"

HA!

"I'm BOOBS bada dee bada daaa bada ba deeeee daba daaa"

So you went ahead with the boob job after all martin..... nicely done.

Wow, i never really been into stargazing until now!!!! (can we have a wanking emocion please james!!!!)